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Song Parodies -> "That Child Ain't Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child O' Mine"

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"That Child Ain't Mine"

Parody Written by:

Jared Durham

The Lyrics

He's got kinda hiper that it seems to me
He's been eatin way too much candy
Now everything's shattered in the isle
Now he's got tears on his face
cause he knows he's gonna get taken to the "special" place
but if I stay here too long
I'll probably break down and cry

No, That Child ain't mine
No, That Child ain't mine

All of the parents are giving me the eye
I'm fixna haul off and spank the little guy
I make him look me in the eyes
If you don't stop, I'll send you on a train
The Hair on his head almost turned gray
You'd better run and hide
And pray that I get struck by
lighting in the rain

No, That child ain't mine
No, That child ain't mine
No, That child ain't mine

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Christie Marie M - June 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like Maury all over again! So tough to be a parent nowadays.

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