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Song Parodies -> "Michelle Duggar Song"

Original Song Title:

"My Michelle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Michelle Duggar Song"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

In case you didn't hear, the Duggars had there 19th child. But, it's a preemie, and It was forced to be born
[spoken in a pastor-like tone, like The ten Commandments]
[this is during Slash's intro]
And the lord said, thou shalt not shake thy booty, because booties are a dirty, sinful thing. Dancing shall give thou dirty, sinful thoughts, and thou shalt go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 100 dollars.

She and Jim Bob get so horny
When the kiddies aren't around
If she don't stop reproducin'
Then she'll be underground
So I sat around last night
And I saw on the TV
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar
Had their 19th baby

Well, well, well it must be hell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Problems with her gallbladder
Sent to the emergency room
I honestly thought the issue
Would have led to Michelle's doom
She had the baby much too early
An c-section delivery
There was no other option
Now their baby's a preemie

Well, well, well it must be hell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well they'll give us all hell
Well, well, well my Michelle

She just needs to stop
Making all that spawn
I hope her uterus falls out
And her eggs are forever gone
But oh the time it takes
To get it through her head
If she don't stop giving birth
That redneck will be dead
But till then I better...

[spoken in a pastor-like tone, like The ten Commandments]
And the lord said thou shalt not wear pants for they shall block access to the womb for which you must always be known and for which you must pop children out like chocolate on a conveyor belt.

What is the world coming to
I can't say a word
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven't heard
So c'mon and stop reproducing
And Jim Bob is a perv
If you keep on birthing
You'll get what you deserve

Well, well, well it must be hell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well they'll give us all hell
Well, well, well my Michelle

My, my, my Michelle
My, my, my Michelle
Oo my my my my my my Michelle
My my my my my my my my my Michelle

Oh, hell...

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