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Song Parodies -> "Levi Johnston"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Brownstone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Levi Johnston"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

I wrote this on the spot about Sarah Palin's crazy-annoying would-be son-in-law Levi Johnston, and also Bristol Palin's baby daddy. HOBKNOCKER!
Knew Sarah Palin 'round August
And 1 month after that
I learned her daughter Bristol and her beau
We're gonna be a mom and a… dad.

So I learned that Bristol was pregnant
Was like "oh, here we go again"
But then she and that d-bag got engaged
But they called it off later on

Can't stand hearing about Levi Johnston
A hobknocker, he won't leave us alone
No no no he won’t leave us alone

He pissed me off a little
But a little wouldn't cut it
So the hate became more and more
It just keeps getting a little bit annoying
Every time I see that man-whore
He pissed me off a little
But a little wouldn't cut it
So the hate became more and more
It just keeps getting a little bit annoying
Every time I see that man-whore

Can't stand hearing about Levi Johnston
A hobknocker, he won't leave us alone
No no no he won’t leave us alone

Now Bristol is a single mama
And she's a spokeswoman for teens
And Levi thinks he's a hot hunk of man
And he just posed in a nudie magazine

He pissed me off a little
But a little wouldn't cut it
So the hate became more and more
It just keeps getting a little bit annoying
Every time I see that man-whore
He pissed me off a little
But a little wouldn't cut it
So the hate became more and more
It just keeps getting a little bit annoying
Every time I see that man-whore

Can't stand hearing about Levi Johnston
A hobknocker, he won't leave us alone
No no no he won’t leave us alone

Just leave us alone!

Just like I was sayin'
I feel bad for Sarah Palin
He probably drives her out of her mind
I can bet her
That she wished she never met him
But she should prolly kick his dumb behind


OWZERS!

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Old Man Ribber - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Johnston might be offended by this...if he ever learns to read! Great skewer ;D
me - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
dude you made me choke on my popcorn. HAHA!

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