Song Parodies -> Welcome to Las Vegas

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

  
Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to Las Vegas"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

Welcome to Las Vegas
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
And we know all your names
We are the people who can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We can feed your greed

In Las Vegas
Welcome to Las Vegas
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
We wanna watch you plead

Welcome to Las Vegas
We take it day by day
And you’re gonna blow your dough
But it's the price you pay
We are like a sexy girl
Who’s very hard to please
You can taste the high life
But you'll pay a hefty fee

In Las Vegas
Welcome to Las Vegas
See my, my, my, my wad of green
I, I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to Las Vegas
It gets worse here every day
Learn to live like an animal
At the buffets where you prey
If you got a hunger for what you see
Try to take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it fom me

In Las Vegas
Welcome to Las Vegas
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
We wanna watch you bleed

And when you're up you never
Ever want to come down,
Come down, come down, come down, yeah

You know where you are?
You're in Las Vegas baby
We'll suck you dry!

In Las Vegas
Welcome to Las Vegas
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees

In Las Vegas
Welcome to Las Vegas
See my, my, my, my wad of green

In Las Vegas
Welcome to Las Vegas
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees

In Las Vegas
Welcome to Las Vegas
Watch it bring you to your
You gotta bring your dough-Huh!
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Mark Scotti - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Good spin. Came up three fives...
DivaLasVegas - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . . Goin' to Set my Soul on Fire, . . . Viva Las Vegas ! !

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