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Song Parodies -> "Hot Chili I Fried"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child O Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Chili I Fried"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I've been wanting to parody this song for awhile, but just needed the right excuse to do so... Thanks Ages of Amiright: Part 2.
Took me awhile to mix cheese and beef
Refried beans are side dish delicacies
To make tongues sting while delish
Is the plan I tried (fried)

My friend Ben was the first to taste
And still to this day his lips are chaffed
I made this batch too strong
I’ll use less Tabasco next time

Yowch! Ow! Ow! Hot chili I fried
Yow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!!
Tastebuds have died

Dipped in fries and wasn’t surprised
Had to pour it down the drain
You hate my cooking? I might cry
But I feel the same

This bowl’s too freezing, and this bowl’s a blaze
Where is the bowl that’s ri-ight?
I just broke the blender hear it strain
I’ll mix by hand next ti-ime

Wow! Ow! Ow! Hot chili I fried
Ouch! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Chugged milk all ni-ight

(Mooooooooooaaaaaaaaaan…………)

Gosh damn!
Gross! Hot! Hot Hot!
That chili I fried
Blows! No! No! No!
Suck on some ice!

Yow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hot chili I fried
Vomit now!
Ewwww… Mouth suicide

More tomatoes
Less Tabasco now
It makes me choke!

Ewwwwwww… Ewwwwwww… Ewwwwwww…

I’ve lost all hope
I’ll try tacos now
I drank a whole cow!

This batch has mold (Hot chili)
That I must throw out!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!!!
Don’t have the know-how!

Uh-uh, Uh-uh, Uh-uh, UH-UH!!!

I burnt my throat, Ow!
It’s got my goat now!
Not even close!
Dude aren’t you grossed out?!

Lost status quo!
Grrr… I need some Coke now!

Coke! Coke! Coke!
Coke! Coke! Coke!

Hot chili!
Hot chili-il-il-il-il-il-il-il-ili…
I fri-ied!!!!

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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 12

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RIPSydBarrett - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very nice parody
Jeff Reuben - December 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Mmmm...I love hot chili...good job on a tough song...
Below Average Dave - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Hmmm, when did you do this one? I don't recall seeing it back in 2008 when the first comment was posted. This one is not bad, but I didn't get the big laughs here, I don't know, not bad, just not a topic that is easy to hit out of the park.
Jeff Reuben - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
My kind of chili...still enjoyed it. Surprised it only had a couple comments.
Jack Wilson - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Awesome,6s
bobpiecheese - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Genre Hero) I could've sworn I've read this one before. Ages of Amiright 2? Which round was this one ine? Or was it replaced with something else? Anyway, interesting concept, but nothing that hasn't been done before (I'm fairly sure). 555 anyway!
DJ Blaze - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Chili mixed with classic GNR? Classic. 555

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