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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Child To Slice"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child o' Mine"

Original Performer:

Guns n' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Child To Slice"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

This is the first parody I'm submitting with the password system. Minutes ago, I submitted a Tavares parody and a Kiss parody without password. I hope they make it. The parody is about a Dutch surgeon being fired from a European Union institution, because he had been cutting out organs from dead children.
he's got lungs and it seems to me
they are entirely smoke-free
and everything is as fresh as the day he died
now I will cut into his brain
his grades were always without exception A's
and if I find out why I'll probably win a Nobel Prize

whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet child to slice
whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet dough of mine

she's got kidneys the purest kind
yes, they are a-ok
I'd bet they'd fit nicely into old guys
whoever is willing to pay
her gut reminds me of my old ant farm
with which, as a kid, I'd play
policemen have caught me, and now I
am quietly dragged away

whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet child to slice
whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet dough of mine

whoa, oh, oh, sweet child to slice
ooh, yeah, ooh, sweet dough of mine

(the greatest rock instrumental of the eighties sets in NOW, no changes there)

where do we go?
where is my dough, now?
where do we go?

ooh, where do we go
ahh, where do we go

ready to clone
those embryoes now

where do we go now, aahh
scientists know
ahh, ribs will make dough now
where do we go
won't you be cloned now
you hamper the growth
of medical knowhow
ow now now now now now now
sweet child, sweet child
child to slice

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   2

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Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on the pacing, didn't know if this was very unfunny or morbidly hysterical so I split the difference. 535.
Yet Another Dutchman - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey thanks! Assuming that you own Appetite For Destruction, Red Ant, I'm surprised about the five for pacing. I thought I had screwed up on the final part of the song. That part was originally going to be identical to TOS, referring to "going to jail." Then, jail jokes set in, which were too crude, and quickly replaced with the ethic preachy lines. It became chaotic, but I wrote an "OK" on the paper, so I though it was correct. "Hysterical" is the appropriate term. It was nowhere subtle, I should spoof with more content and subtlety.
Allicat - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome. : ) I know this song too!!
someone - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
i love guns n roses, who ever wrote that song sucks!
Yet Another Dutchman - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Allicat. It may have been a little over the top, though. You're really into rock, huh, Allicat? Someone, I love Guns 'n' Roses too. It's not a parody ON Guns 'n' Roses, I was just using a song of theirs I knew well in a very hastily decided title-matching quickfire parody. I can establish that I indeed rushed into submitting this, and should have made it more tasteful. But I can't (and shouldn't) turn back time. I might redeem myself with something better, if I come up with something, fork my tongue, and learn how to balance mildness, anger and humor (a soup I've been known to mess up big-time).
The Mixmaster - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment That's just sickening. Pacing's great, though.
Yet Another Dutchman - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thankies, Mixmaster! I get that a lot, that my pacing is better than my sense of humour. I guess I just have a sick and twisted mind.

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