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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to the Ostfront"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to the Ostfront"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by CML's parody!
Welcome to the Ostfront
We've got snow and flames
We do what the Führer wants
His goals we must attain
Heer and Waffen SS bad clime
Bring the Reds to their knees
Panzers running, aircraft running
In -55 degrees!!!

(Chorus)
On the Ostfront
Welcome to the Ostfront
The Führer is never, ever
Pleased, pleased
Its where our armies bleed

Welcome to the Ostfront
We take it day by day
Nebelwerfers launching, screaming
T-34s vs Tigers in the fray
Fighting in the rubble
Rattenkrieg in play
MPs vs PPs in the fighting
Stukas constant diving and escort MEs!

On the Ostfront
Welcome to the Ostfront
Watch the PAKs align
Artillery reigns supreme

Welcome to the Ostfront
It gets worse here everyday
Fighting over Stalingrad
That made our forces pay
Kursk tank battle was a spree
Tigers whittled down eventually
Broken down Elefants
Ramping Red insane strategy...

(Chorus)

And the fighting in the skies, Messers & Fockes
Yaks & MiGs shot down, all around

Motherland stretched too far
Three Groups divided badly
Our people die

On the Ostfront
Welcome to the Ostfront
Where the best die of Germany

On the Ostfront
Welcome to the Ostfront
Blitzkrieg slowed in the freeze

On the Ostfront
Welcome to the Ostfront
It's a rotten clime
The SS holds the line

On the Ostfront
Welcome to the Ostfront
The Führer is not pleased

The f-cking Red Army!!!

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CML - March 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, that was a surprise!! ;-D. Didn't think about how well that song would work in the setting of armed conflict. it's giving me a whole slew of ideas
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks CML! What's next, "Welcome to Our Hovel?"
CML - March 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Welcome to the Dunghill, Welcome to the Mongols, Welcome to Al Jennah (Muslim heaven), Welcome to the Jingle (Heavy Metal Christmas Carol) ......... Anyone who reads these titles is welcome to do them, as I have a couple of others titles in mind that I'll probably do
Beavis & Butthead - March 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Welcome to my Bunghole!
The Great Bungholio - March 08, 2018 - Report this comment
^^^^^^ Heh, heh .. heh. Who sang that one, Guns N' Bungholes? Bungs N' Noses? .. Heh, heh ..heh
Butthead - March 08, 2018 - Report this comment
Bungs 'N Noses? That's Beavis's band. Aren't you the lead singer, Beavis -- W Asshl Nose? ... a-hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee ......
Beavis - March 08, 2018 - Report this comment
^^^^ Shut up, Butthead!!

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