Celebrity Mole
Bachelorette
Veritas: The Quest
the new Dragnet
There's a dip in the ratings
Somewhere there's a 'hole airing bad programs
We know where to complain
Tell them that watching it is pain

(When they air it)
Nobody's there
(When they cancel)
who gives a care?
(ABC)
Anybody there?
(ABC)

If you're watching on cable
cause there's nothing on the big broadcast 'works
When we turn on the TV
Even when we go on the Internet
Mediocre as hell
say it's mediocre as hell

(When they air it)
Nobody's there
(When they cancel)
who gives a care?
(ABC)
Anybody there?
(ABC)
Noone really cares

8 Simple Rules, According To Jim, Whose Line Is It Anyway-ay?
AFHV, Monday Night Football, Wide World Of Sports, and Nightline, yeah

You got it
Enjoy it
Ha ha, too slow
You got it
Enjoy it
ha, too slow-oh-oh

It's all confusion
It's all lame
They are losin'
in other networks' game
When they use up the b-list
make a celeb version of Millionaire
Well, there's a mole in programming
Yeah, there's a mole in programming
Baby, there's a mole in programming
Now, there's a mole in programming

(When they air it)
Nobody's there
(When they cancel)
who gives a care?
(ABC)
Anybody there?
(ABC)