I’m goin’ down, goin’ down, down the toilet.
Can’t afford it.
I am spending money that I don’t have.
Can’t afford it.
Tryin’ to save my dough,
Nothing’s free,
I let it go.
I’m bound for bankruptcy!

And denied, denied, denied – oh!
What Suze Orman said.
Denied, denied, denied – oh!

I’m goin’ down, goin’ down, down the toilet.
Ooh! Can’t afford it.
Called the Orman Show up,
Gave her my stats, showed the money.
I just can’t afford it.
I want a new home, new car, and a new TV with HD,
But here’s what Suze said to me, oh!

She said, “Denied, denied, denied!” Oh!
Can’t stretch my money right.
“Denied, denied, denied!” Oh!

I got some money in my pocket
That I’m ready to spend.
It doesn’t matter I ain’t got it—
I gotta buy me a Benz,
So I called Suze O.,
And when I called, she told me where to go!
I can’t afford it, oh!

Denied, denied, denied, oh!
Can’t seem to get it right!
Denied, denied, denied, oh!

I owe 7 grand on my credit card,
And then I owe 10 grand on my home.
I owe 5 grand on my current car loan,
I’ve gotta pay it, but I won’t
‘Cause now I’m in too deep.
Now I owe so much dough that I just can’t sleep!
Oh, get me out of debt,
Please get me out of debt.
Oh, Suze, give me your advice,
Save my life!
Oh, Suze, help me get out of debt!

I’m goin’ down, goin’ down, down the toilet.
Can’t afford it.
It’s like my savings account has just peanuts,
Ooh, and there’s zilch for retirement.
Been tryin’ to save my dough,
Nothing’s free,
I let it go—
I’m now bound for bankruptcy!

I’m denied, denied, denied, oh!
Suze can’t make it right.
Denied, denied, denied, oh!

Please get me out of debt!
Suze, get me out of debt!
Just help me!
I will start saving, anything
If you just help me to afford it!
Starting now, I’m gonna make it right.

Denied, denied, denied – no more!
Not denied, denied, denied, no!
Yes, I’ll save my money right.
Denied, denied, denied – no more!