Millions of people watched me on TV
With 15 other people on "Survivor 2"
Dumped in the Outback, the Australian plain
With a stupid group of dorks that call themselves Ogakor
Colby's a two-face, Keith's a lousy cook
And I swear on my grave that's beef jerky Kel's eating
Amber's the only castaway I can trust
And the only one who doesn't think that I'm a real jerk

Now I never thought all the viewers would hate me too,
If I crossed their path, you know there's no telling what they'd do.
'Cos it's no fun being the Survivor 2 villain,
No, it's no fun being the Survivor 2 villain.

Back in the U.S., CBS flew me home
After Barrimundi voted me off to lose
Now I repulse all the women and men,
They say: "Jerri makes a great couple with Eminem!"

I'm no friend to anybody, 'least not 'round here
'Cos it's no fun being the Survivor 2 villain,
No, it's no fun being the Survivor 2 villain.
The Survivor 2 villain, OK...

I thought I'd win it, just like Richard Hatch
But for Colby and Tina, I was less than a match
Rodger and Elisabeth beat me just by playing nice
My aim ain't to be evil, 'though you might think that is my vice

Spare me your insults, I've heard them all before
Did I do something wrong now, to make you wish I would die?
You've mangled my voodoo doll every Thursday night,
But I don't really care now, since I'm the star of "The Surreal Life"!

Now I never thought all the viewers would hate me too,
If I crossed their path, you know there's no telling what they'd do;
'Cos it's no fun being the Survivor 2 villain,
No, it's no fun being the Survivor 2 villain...etc., etc.