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Song Parodies -> "Fatso"

Original Song Title:

"That's All"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Fatso"

Parody Written by:

007Nick

The Lyrics

Here's a song for all those over-eaters out there. It's sung by a character that's the biggest one of all.
Put on my pants and they feel too tight
I'm fatter today than I just was last night
But I'm not a pig, I'm just a big fatso
Stand on a scale, it swirls around
Sit on a chair and it falls to the ground
I'm not a pig, I'm just a big fatso

I could diet, yes I know
But my hunger I can't control
I can't see myself from my head down to my toes
And why do I eat everything I see
My favorite words are All-You-Can-Eat
But I'm not a pig, I'm just a big fatso

Gonna go out, hungry again
Constantly am eating way too much
Eating this way's just getting me fatter all of the time
Finishing off, eating every last bite
I'll eat the scraps when you have a food fight
Eating this way's just getting me fatter all of the time

Seems like everywhere I go
Everybody laughs at me so
They all stare at me cause I don't fit in my clothes
And why am I always eating more
Cause it's getting harder to walk through the door
But I'm not a pig, I'm just a big fatso

Truth is I love food
It really tastes so good
I'd love some fries and a chocolate shake
When I walk on pavement
You can hear every step
There's not a sidewalk that I cannot break

[Snacking & Stomping Sounds]

I could diet, yes I know
But my hunger I can't control
I can't see myself from my head down to my toes
And why do I eat everything I see
My favorite words are All-You-Can-Eat
But I'm not a pig, I'm just a big fatso

Maybe I'll run
Or try liposuction
But can they get this much fat off me
Or that pill you take
Is it real or a fake
Individual results may vary

And just as I thought I was gonna lose weight
Somebody had brought me a really big cake
But I'm not a pig, I'm just a big fatso
I'm only big boned, I'm really not fat
Oh no I think I just sat on your cat
But I'm not a pig, I'm just a big fatso

Fatso
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