( Guy taking a Crap )
It's no use trying , cuz' my butt's tight , it's real tight.
But I was there after midnight , midnight.
Heard a ( Slosh , Slosh , Slosh ) down it goes.
It's just taking a doo.

Cuz' the harder you push , and the harder they fall.

( Best Friend )

They're coming out hard from you.

Now no one saw what they look like , what they looked like.
Like a badger , it came out of the night , what a sight!
Cuz' someone put the lax in you , and I hope your aim is true.

( Guy taking a crap )

Cuz' I gotta aim , and I'm passing lumber ,
I gotta lot to poo.

I gotta aim , my farts are thunder ,
It's coming after you.

( Best friend smells it , and pukes )

( Guy taking a Crap )

Now don't keep saying that my butt's tight , it works right.
It seems they went just a little too far this time.
Heard a ( Slosh , Slosh , Slosh ) , down it goes.
It's just your hole go spu.

Keep crapping , keep crapping , sitting and sitting.
Even if know your equipped.
It can cause too much embarrassment.
And though my farts are shaking.
And my colon track is quaking.
Cuz' I can see your pipeline breaking ( keep crapping ,
keep crapping )
And so this answers my noisy groans ,
I can never never do this home alone.
And though my farts are shaking ,
And you know there's no mistaking ,
the foot I feel up my behind.