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Song Parodies -> "Army of Darkness"

Original Song Title:

"Land of Confusion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Army of Darkness"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, I have decided to write my second parody of "Land of Confusion." This is the first time I am writing a second parody of the same song. I just can't come up with any other parodies about "The Army of Darkness." This time, there will be more lyrics that fit the original than "A Nightmare On Elm Street." This parody idea has been in my head for an awful long time. I will do my best on this parody. It's a view from Ash.
I must have seen some gushin' bloodstreams
Been haunted by some evil dead screams
I can hear the steps of their feet
They sure don't live on Elm Street

It was one peculiar day
When the vortex blew me away
Right into the medieval daylight
Got captured by some bad knights

There's too many demons
Too many skeletons
There's been too many killers
And there's much evil dead to kill around
Can't you see there is an army of darkness?

This is the world I'm stuck in
And this is the gun I'm given
I'm not gonna be worshipped
Cause this ain't a place worth stayin' in

Oh, girlfriend, where are you now
I'm in the bloody pit somehow
I don't want to become a blood shower
At this horrible hour

I'm out of time
In the wrong place
Where I'm not in the future
And there's much evil dead to kill around
Tell me why there is an army of darkness?

This is the world I'm stuck in
And this is the gun I'm given
I'm not gonna be worshipped
Cause this ain't a place worth stayin' in

I remember long ago
When I was drivin'
Then I spent the night
At the remote cabin
It was a dark scary night
When I held Linda tight
So long ago

I will be comin' home tonight
Don't want to see a curse in sight
I'll be able to drive a jeep
But this place gives me the creeps

There's too many demons
Too many skeletons
There's been too many killers
And there's much evil dead to kill around
Can't you see there is an army of darkness?

This is the world I'm stuck in
And this is the gun I'm given
I can't believe that I'm stuck here
But I'll make this a place worth fightin' for

This is the world I'm stuck in
And these are the clothes I'm given
I will soon be in the present
Just without losin' my good shoes

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
334, the 4 because I love the movie.
The Thought Police - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hail to the King,baby!555
Ocean-Sirius - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I love the movies and I loved this-It fits well and it made me and my very huge Evil Dead fan boyfriend laugh.
raddog20002002 - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for your comment, Ocean!

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