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Song Parodies -> "Friday the 13th"

Original Song Title:

"Land of Confusion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Friday the 13th"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Nightmare on Elm Street has already been done four times to this song, so I figured I'd use Freddy's rival, Jason, for this parody.
(Jason: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch... Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha...)

Oh, no, it's Friday the 13th
Been haunted by a million screams
Why'd we camp here at Crystal Lake?
I'd rather be on Elm Street

Jason Voorhees will kill today
And your best bet's to get away
Wears a hockey mask, we'll all die tonight
That machete will help him fight

There's too many teens
Too many people
There've been too many murders
By that zombie kid who drowned
Can't you see
Today is Friday the 13th

This is the place we camp in
And this is the dude who's killin'
Either be dead or bleeding
If this is a place worth visitin'

Oh, Crazy Ralph, where are you now?
Why'd Jason Voorhees have to drown?
Jason was afraid, but he's no coward
Didn't kill Janet Leigh in the shower

This is the time
This is the place
Where he will have us slaughtered
Yeah, there's just much blood to go 'round
Tell me why is today Friday the 13th

This is the bed I sleep in
And this is the man who's killin'
Jason will have you dying
'Cause this ain't a place worth visitin'

I remember long ago -
Jason's mom did the killing
On that bloody Friday night
Oh, what a night!!
You'll go to the Hereafter
If you don't survive
Camp Crystal Lake

I won't be coming home this time
'Cause all the campers will die tonight
When we hear the sound, "Ch-Ch-Ch..."
Yeah, we know we'll have to flee!

There's too many teens
Too many people
There've been too many murders
By that zombie kid who drowned
Can't you see
Today is Friday the 13th

This is my life he's endin'
And this is the man who's killin'
We will be dead or bleeding
Before we're knocking on your door

This is the place we camp in
And this is the dude who's killin'
Grab a big, bloody mechete
Show where Jason is going to!!

(Jason: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch... Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha...)

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raddog20002002 - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is awesome and definitely funny.
The Charnstar - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Definately awesomely cool! 5-5-5

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