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Song Parodies -> "If Her tomorrow Never Comes"

Original Song Title:

"If Tomorrow Never Comes"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"If Her tomorrow Never Comes"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Almost every night
I lie awake and hear her snoring
She's lost in peaceful dreams
While I just toss and turn
And mouth the words, "You whore!"
And a thought crosses my mind
If she wouldn't wake up in the morning
How could any jury think I'm wrong,
For silencing her snore

If Her Tomorrow Never Comes
She can blame her own sleep habits
Can't stand that awful snore
It's like a lion's roar
Where did I put that gun?
If her time on earth were through
It would solve my nightime problems
Maybe just a pillow, quick and fast
I could get some sleep at last
If Her Tomorrow never comes

I have lost so much rest in my life
In all these fifteen years of marriage
Though, I'd live with some regret
Soon, time would help me to forget
Her nocturnal wail
Gotta' make it better for myself
Because of just how much rest means to me
Even if I am found out
Of one thing I have no doubt,
I'll get more sleep in jail

Chorus

I'll give that someone that I love
Down the stairs, a little shove..
So Her Tomorrow Never Comes

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alvin rhodes - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
sounds justifiable to me
carol - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
three 5's and a pair of earplugs for this one
AFW - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, alvin and carol

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