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Song Parodies -> "Hair In Low Places"

Original Song Title:

"Friends In Low Places"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Hair In Low Places"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Blame it all on gray roots
They're all in cahoots
And ruined my black dye of hair
At first they still grew, but last night I knew
It was the last time I'd see some up there

Well it ain't no surprise
Least I'm through with the dyes
And I ain't gonna buy no damn rug
I trust that you know what I'm going through
I think I'll just get me some plugs

Chorus

Cause I got hair in low places
On my pubic mound where the cream chases
Those crabs away
Hope it grows O.K.

I'm not big in normal stages
At least it stretches out when the blood rages
And I've got hair
In low places

Well I guess I was wrong
But pubes don't grow long
So hey, I'll just take it slow
If I comb it right, in just the right light
It might look just like a small 'fro

I tried Afrosheen, but it just looked obscene
And smelled kinda sour so then
Shaved it as smooth as an ivory cueball
And poured me some gin

Cause I got hair in low places
On my pubic mound where the cream chases
Those crabs away
And I hope to stay

I'm not big in normal stages
At least it stretches out when the blood rages
Yeah I've got hair
In low places

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Claude Prez - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious; loved the 'fro part
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, thanks
JOEBEASTYG78 - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Who cares when it was from? It was funny. Good stuff man.
alvin rhodes - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
funny concept....fun to sing alomg with...5s
aoid - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked the parody, but I think you accidentally put the wrong time frame. 555.
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Aoid, thanks. I saw him do this live in 1989, although it was not put on record until 1990
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin and Joe Beasty 68, thanks very much
malcolm higgins - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
any video? 5-5-5 my girl wants to know......
Mrs. Durst - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Wickedly sick, but completely hillarious!
Dee Range - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcom, thanks but the video is still in the planning stages
Spaff.com - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved it from the "gray roots" on down. Especially "'fro." And good luck with the crabs, which I apparently got from YOU.
Dee Range - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Spaff, thanks for checkin' it out, glad you liked it.

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