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Song Parodies -> "Lobster in My Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Monster in My Pants"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fred Schneider

Parody Song Title:

"Lobster in My Pants"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I ate it all, officer
It was high-caloric...

There's a lobster in my pants
And it forces me to dance
When pinchers start to pinch
Getting closer by the inch

Lobster, wow! Lobster, oww!
Be careful there, lobster!
Lobster, wow! Lobster, oww!
My junk's in there, lobster!

There's a lobster in my pants
In this restaurant in France
It jumped off the waiter's tray
Now it's in my lap to stay

Oh no, a lobster! Oh no, a lobster!
Oh no, oh no, oh no an uncooked lobster
Lobster! Lobster!
Oh no, an uncooked lobster!

Drop my trousers, shuck my shorts
Don't wanna feed that lobster my schwartz

There's a lobster in my pants
And I do a pee-pee dance
Like I'm needing a bathroom
Or about to go ka-boom

Slack back, lobster! Slack back, lobster!
Boil it, bake it, take that you yucky slug
Check it, wow! Wreck it, oww!
Crack it, whack it, back off you horny bug

And it's in my pants in this restaurant in France
But it won't come out so my manhood is in doubt

Lobster! Lobster! Yum yum, an uncooked lobster!

There's a lobster in my lap, I could use a lobster trap
But I have to act with care, all my goodies are down there
I jump in a pot, boiling water is hot
Hope it cooks the lobster first, but I'm fearing the worst

Gosh, is that me simmering
Uhh, how much tartar sauce did you bring

Mmmmmm!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Much worse than having crabs.
Porfle Popnecker - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
It only takes one!
Rob Arndt - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Let me lob three 5s for ya!
Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - The Comedian beat me to the punchline! As a rule, crustaceans and trousers are NOT a good combination. Wonderful concept. ;D
AFW - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
This could be a shell of a situation
Rock Lobster - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Great! Being you just have one critter in your pants, that's better than having ants in your pants! Then you'd be doing the go-go dance. : )
Porfle Popnecker - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Could this be how breakdancing was invented? Thanks for the comments!
Agrimorfee - May 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Given the nature of the OS, it is hard to change the double meaning of the lyric into some other line of thought...but you pulled it off here, and with the B-52s' most famous sea animal to boot! (Yes, in case you weren't aware folks, that IS the B-52s guy with the girls helping him out)
Porfle Popnecker - May 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! And yes, it was a rock lobster!
Mark Scotti - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Did you see the new Three Stooges Movie,,,they did just that! Really funny!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I haven't seen it yet but I love the Stooges!
Matthias - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
You make this bizarre song even more bizarre with this crazy lobster song. What's in your pants? It wasn't a c*ck! It's a rock lobster!!! OOooooOOoooh-Ahhhh!!!
Porfle Popnecker - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
You can't go wrong with lobsters!
Blaydeman - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I like to eat lobster (not ones that have been in your pants though). This was off-the-wall crazy silly. Fun though.
Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I love lobster too but haven't eaten one since around the 70s.
Abbott Skelding - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Not a big lobster fan, but I think you did a nice job with this spoof. Nice work!
D-Mon - June 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Never tried lobster before, but I'm glad I got to sample this!

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