Song Parodies -> The Fallen Deadbeat
| Original Song Title: | "The Fallen Priest" |
| Original Performer: | Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballe |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Fallen Deadbeat" |
| Parody Written by: | Mab Meddows Mercury |
Original Lyrics by: Freddie Mercury, Mike Moran, and Tim Rice
SINGLE MOM:
Youuuuuuu, ye-es youuuuuuuu there
Won’t you pay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay your child support
A life of sacrifice controlled me
But that damn contract you made no longer holds me!
You wretched thief, I’ll hang you by the balls!
You must not shy away, your duty calls
Hey you, yes you fat man
You’re obese
(You eat so much)
Yet you won’t spare
A dime for your daughter once a while
You are such a coward
And you’re filled with bile
MOM AND DAUGHTER:
You’re a deadbeat
You’re the grossest scum of ah-aaaaaaahll the scums
Won’t you go and crawl into the sluh-ums
From where you caaaaaaaaaaame
You’re a deadbeat
You’re the oldest fattest man I’ve ever seen (see-een)
Your heart is cold, your skin is green
(You’re a deadbeat, you’re a deadbeat)
You’re a deadbeee-eeet scum
-MUSIC-
MOM:
But you promised you would pay me!
You should be-eee arrested for
The crimes that you
Have caused
Oh pay me, pay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay meeeeeeeeeee
Pay me, move on, scumbag, pay me now!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
DAUGHTER:
To your spawn
Beeeeeeeeee true!
FATHER:
I can do what I want
MOTHER:
Screw youuuuuuu
FATHER:
You shouldn’t tell me
What to-- do
ALL:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
-MUSIC-
MOTHER:
Pleeeeeeeeease, pleeeeeease pay me
Won’t you payyyyyyyyy you rotting scum!
DAUGHTER:
You are such a loser, rotten father
How could you betray this little daughter?
Denial of thy fatherhood is treason
I wish to slap your face
But where can I find a hand large enough?
MOM AND DAUGHTER:
You’re a deadbeat
Yes, you’re the worst faaaaaaather of them all
You are waiting on the Devil’s caaaaaaaaaaall
You should go-- to Hell
Yeah, you’re a deadbeat
You are the most cur-sed man I’ve ever known
(You will fall soon, you will fall soon)
Youuuuuuuuu
Yes, youuuuuuuuuuuuu’re a deadbeat!
DAUGHTER:
Why did I believe in you?
You’re destroying my life!
Give me your cash
You’re done zilch for me
I want it all
MOTHER:
Fat man (yeah) fat man (yeah)
Yes, you are the largest scum
DAUGHTER:
This is where we stand
MOTHER:
Stuck inside this hell
BOTH:
Victims of a fat man’s ego
(Yes, we want it all!)
DAUGHTER:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Youuuuuuu, ye-es youuuuuuuu there
Won’t you pay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay your child support
A life of sacrifice controlled me
But that damn contract you made no longer holds me!
You wretched thief, I’ll hang you by the balls!
You must not shy away, your duty calls
Hey you, yes you fat man
You’re obese
(You eat so much)
Yet you won’t spare
A dime for your daughter once a while
You are such a coward
And you’re filled with bile
MOM AND DAUGHTER:
You’re a deadbeat
You’re the grossest scum of ah-aaaaaaahll the scums
Won’t you go and crawl into the sluh-ums
From where you caaaaaaaaaaame
You’re a deadbeat
You’re the oldest fattest man I’ve ever seen (see-een)
Your heart is cold, your skin is green
(You’re a deadbeat, you’re a deadbeat)
You’re a deadbeee-eeet scum
-MUSIC-
MOM:
But you promised you would pay me!
You should be-eee arrested for
The crimes that you
Have caused
Oh pay me, pay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay meeeeeeeeeee
Pay me, move on, scumbag, pay me now!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
DAUGHTER:
To your spawn
Beeeeeeeeee true!
FATHER:
I can do what I want
MOTHER:
Screw youuuuuuu
FATHER:
You shouldn’t tell me
What to-- do
ALL:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
-MUSIC-
MOTHER:
Pleeeeeeeeease, pleeeeeease pay me
Won’t you payyyyyyyyy you rotting scum!
DAUGHTER:
You are such a loser, rotten father
How could you betray this little daughter?
Denial of thy fatherhood is treason
I wish to slap your face
But where can I find a hand large enough?
MOM AND DAUGHTER:
You’re a deadbeat
Yes, you’re the worst faaaaaaather of them all
You are waiting on the Devil’s caaaaaaaaaaall
You should go-- to Hell
Yeah, you’re a deadbeat
You are the most cur-sed man I’ve ever known
(You will fall soon, you will fall soon)
Youuuuuuuuu
Yes, youuuuuuuuuuuuu’re a deadbeat!
DAUGHTER:
Why did I believe in you?
You’re destroying my life!
Give me your cash
You’re done zilch for me
I want it all
MOTHER:
Fat man (yeah) fat man (yeah)
Yes, you are the largest scum
DAUGHTER:
This is where we stand
MOTHER:
Stuck inside this hell
BOTH:
Victims of a fat man’s ego
(Yes, we want it all!)
DAUGHTER:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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