She walks with tall high heels,
She talks with an abnormal squeal.

She's got gigantic feet,
But her looks cannot be beat,
Her legs seem to be hairy,
Gotta tell ya it's quite scary,

She's not a lady,
You sure can tell,
By her fairly large hands,
And her abnormal smell.

Her big muscular arms,
Her obsessive love for cars,
Something's wrong with her eyes,
Seems to really loves pie,
She has many large tattoos,
Favourite band's Blink 182.

She's not a lady,
Easy to tell,
She likes rock music,
Has a bad smell as well.

I've talked to her on phone,
She's always had a low voice tone.

She's not a lady,
As you can tell,
Has muscular arms,
And wears way too much gel.

Uh huh huh

She's not a lady,
Easy to tell,
Pretty big hands,
She says her name's Danielle.

Uh huh huh

She's not a lady,
As you can tell,
It's kind of crazy,
But I still can't help myself.