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Song Parodies -> "High Calorie"

Original Song Title:

"High Energy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evelyn Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"High Calorie"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

A song about someone eating a lot of calories.

High calorie, the food is fattening
oh oh, high calorie, the food is making me
making me faaaaaaat, faaaaaaat

It was only last week that I first ate
At McDonalds down the street
I went up to the window and I got
Some greasy fast food to eat

That's when I ate a bag of fries
Imagine my surprise
I though the scale was going to break in two
The number right in front of my eyes

Oh yeah, High calorie, the food is fattening
Oh oh, high calorie, yeah
the food is making me
making me faaaaaaat, faaaaaaat

Call for pizza on the phone
And ice cream for dessert
I'm mad that my weight is so high
Getting on that darn scale hurts

Everytime I eat a lot
It gives me such a thrill
I need to lose a lot of weight
I need a diet pill, oh no

High calorie, the food is fattening
Oh oh, high calorie, yeah
the food is making me
making me faaaaaaat, faaaaaaat

All the exercise I did didn't lose me any weight.
With this food I don't need money
I don't need success.
I became a victim of American fast food.
It gets more caloric every year and that's not very good.

High calorie, yeah, the food is fattening
oh oh, high calorie, oh yeah
the food is making me
Making me fat (High calorie)
Oh high high, (the food is making me)
Whoo hoo.. (high calorie), high
The food is making me, Making me faaaat, faaaaat

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Phil Nelson - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but hugely funny
Christie Marie M - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I remember this song like yesterday! I haven't listened to this since I was 5 years old! A very fattening parody, if I ever read one! This song's worth 555 calories! Fattening foods are my weakest spots, btw.

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