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Song Parodies -> "Miracle Blow (Primal Rage)"

Original Song Title:

"Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enya

Parody Song Title:

"Miracle Blow (Primal Rage)"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

If you've ever heard of a video arcade game called "Primal Rage",check out this song.
Time for rage,time for rage,do the miracle blow
Dinosaurs,whole lot more on the battles of the Earth
Time for rage,time for rage, let me crash upon your shore
Gorillas,gorillas,that's what this fight was worth
Primal,primal,primal,primal,primal

Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage

From Chaos to Blizzard in the horns of Amradon
Diablo to Sauron and those darn fatalities
Vertigo to Talon it's the fight of Babylon
Let's rule the new Urth,seven gods of war,I see

Primal,primal,primal,primal,primal

Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, up, up the heat
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, up, up the heat
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, up, up the heat

Primal Rage...

From the North to the South,there's an allosaurus,
From an huge island is a tyrannosaurus,
Carry me on the rage to the lands I've never been,
Carry me on the rage to the lands I've never seen.

We can fight,we can fight,with a miracle flow,
We can fight,we can fight
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage
We can hit each other with a brain bash at the end,
We can not say goodbye we have bad tendencies
We will win,we will lose
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage

Dinosaurs,whole lot more on the battles of the Earth
Let's brain bash,a brain bash
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage

Gorillas,gorillas,that's what this fight was worth
Kill me now,kill them all
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage

From Chaos to Blizzard in the horns of Amradon
This ain't dumb,that ain't dumb
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage

Diablo to Sauron and those darn fatalities
Now you win,now I lose
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage

Vertigo to Talon it's the fight of Babylon
We will win,we will lose
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage
We will win,we will lose
Primal Rage,Primal Rage,Primal Rage...

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Orinoco - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Love the original, but this really isn't funny.
Leprechaun - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
wow....
The Nerd - November 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Boo.

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