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Song Parodies -> "Amnesia"

Original Song Title:

"Memory"

Original Performer:

Elaine Paige (in the musical Cats)

Parody Song Title:

"Amnesia"

Parody Written by:

iRULZ

The Lyrics

I realise the correct medical term is Alzymers but Amnesia is better for the pacing and makes sense except for the 'decrepit' lines
Bright light
See the face of the doctor
And my memory is fading
Memories whither with age
Like the doctor
I yearn to turn my face and recall
I am waiting for that day . . .

Midnight
Not a sound from the nurses
Has matron lost her memory?
She is smiling alone
In the ward light
The forms to leave are left at my feet
soon I’ll be, returning home

Amnesia
All alone in the kitchen
I would smile at the old days
If I actually recalled
I’ve forgotten the time I knew where the cheese grater was
Let me have no, cheese today

Every cupboard
Seems to be a pessimistic opening
Full of butters
And assorted cutters
And soon it will be morning

Daylight
On what channel is sunrise?
I must think of a new life
(I’ve forgotten my last)
When the nurse comes
Tonight will be forgotten as well
And a new day will begin

Burnt out backs of cooking pots
from when I left water boiling
My cat it died, cause I forgot to feed it
and that’s my final warning

Trust me
It's so easy to leave me
All alone with amnesia
In a hospital room
If you trust me
You'll understand what decrepit-ness is

Look
A new day everyone

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