Song Parodies -> Brand New Snooker Cue
| Original Song Title: | "Electric Avenue" |
| Original Performer: | Eddy Grant |
| Parody Song Title: | "Brand New Snooker Cue" |
| Parody Written by: | Jason |
Now in this frame I am losing
And im missing all the colours
Got to win this big tournament
And my score is gettin' smaller, good God
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Playin' so bad like a novice
Can't even play a good safety
Scorin' so low you will notice
Can't get out of this mess, good God
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Foul Stroke,
Foul Stroke,
Foul Stroke,
Foul Stroke, oh no
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
What is to blame in this big match
Never can hit the yellow
Chalkin' my brand new snooker cue
And then I'll defeat my fellow,oh no
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Foul And A Miss,
Foul And A Miss,
Foul And A Miss,
Foul And A Miss,
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Foul And A Miss
Foul And A Miss
(repeat to fade)
And im missing all the colours
Got to win this big tournament
And my score is gettin' smaller, good God
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Playin' so bad like a novice
Can't even play a good safety
Scorin' so low you will notice
Can't get out of this mess, good God
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Foul Stroke,
Foul Stroke,
Foul Stroke,
Foul Stroke, oh no
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
What is to blame in this big match
Never can hit the yellow
Chalkin' my brand new snooker cue
And then I'll defeat my fellow,oh no
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Foul And A Miss,
Foul And A Miss,
Foul And A Miss,
Foul And A Miss,
Im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Oh im gonna get myself a brand new snooker cue
And then i'll pot the black ball
Foul And A Miss
Foul And A Miss
(repeat to fade)
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