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Song Parodies -> "Steal Soap, Brianna"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me Hope, Jo'anna"

Original Performer:

Eddy Grant

Parody Song Title:

"Steal Soap, Brianna"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

The Sequal To: Baby, There's Mold Inside (http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bobbycaldwellandvanessawilliams0.shtml)
Well, before we check out and go leave
We'll pack the van with free Bibles
We'll take few of the towels, savvy, too
We'll even take remote control

We'll give alarm clock to our newbie bride
We'll get a big stolen collection
No stolen treasures will make Brianna thief
Cause everybody takes this junk

Yo!
Steal Soap Brianna!
Soap Brianna!
Gimme Soap Brianna!
"Fore the owners come
Hand me soap, Brianna
Soap Brianna
Soap before the owners come

I see her take that dumb broken TV
She takes the mattress, it weighs a ton
It's what the owners of this bad Mo-ho-tel fear
It's thrilling, but it sure is fun

Sneak in suitcase a lamp and posters
Take this crap with a snatch and run
She doesn't care if the stuff and things she take
Is put there for everyone

Yo!
Steal Soap Brianna
Soap Brianna
Gimme Soap Brianna
"Fore the owners come
Toss me soap Brianna
Soap Brianna
Soap before the owners come

(A Robbery Solo)

She doesn't steal from other places
Cause in her head that's pretty shun
Brianna and I gave them lots a' money
Oh!
All they gave us was dump

Before you go and start that engine
Go grab everything but floor and walls
So in the bathroom, there this Brianna takes
For "Stressed Tourist Donation"
Oh!

Yo!
Steal Soap Brianna
Soap Brianna
Gimme Soap Brianna
"Fore the owners come
Slide me soap Brianna
Soap Brianna
Soap before the owners come

Even the plastic nightlight Jesus
Stole from this slop and into her van
Together they turned Inn Owners ill
Leave condom, and a soggy thong

And since I know that you're pissed Brianna
That I made ya stay in that there slum
Can't you see that our ride is leaning, Oh!
From all our stolen motel tourist junk, Oh!

Yo!
Steal Soap Brianna
Soap Brianna
Gimme Soap Brianna
"Fore the owners come
Pass me soap Brianna
Soap Brianna
Soap before the owners come

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TJC - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Your soap opus is dope 'thias!
alvin rhodes - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
best soap stealing song ever
Lime - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehe. A poem about me. =P Love ya Stove. <3
Stuart McArthur - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
ah, so if anyone wants to get rid of their little plastic nightlight Jesuses, just drop them round to Brianna's place - good angle for the travelling theme, Matthias - 555
Matthias - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad the grammer police didn't show up today, that "THEY" in the 14th line from the bottom should have been "WE"..... And thank you fellow Motel Theifs
Matthias - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Oy, or the spelling police: "theives"
tomario - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DEC:-you cleaned up with this one !
Jeff Reuben - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Stealing hotel bibles has to bring bad karma somewhere down the line. Funny idea, I enjoyed it.
Johnny D - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec) Don't forget to rip up the carpeting, remove all the doors from the hinges, siphon the water out of the toilet, and peel the wallpaper, too!
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec5) Tch tch, Matthias. I bet Brianna made a CLEAN getaway!.........I said, "I bet Brianna made a....clean...geta...never mind. ;-)555
bobpiecheese - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 5) I kinda remember the OS from the time I had it for a SOTM, and this parody goes brilliantly with it. Well done, Matthias!
Arwen - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...sometimes I think I'm the only person in the world who's never even been tempted to steal hotel soap. Maybe I'm staying in the wrong places...; ) This was lots of fun, Matthias! I really liked it!
Stuart McArthur - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec 4) see above - ah yes, what IS the point of travelling if you're not prepared to steal soap - lol idea Matthias

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