I Ain't Wearing Pants
Pants on me, baby, No more
I'm not going fully Commando though
Because the view would be bad
The view would be bad

I love to strut in just my briefs
And don't care if my buttocks shows
I am on a pants-off holiday
Public, as well as home

Compared to the guys on street corner
Yeah baby I'm a full-dressed prick
Hey, at least I'm not our plumber
Then we'd all be ill

But
I'm not Wearing Pants
Pantaloons baby, No more
I never felt this much relaxed so
Oh yeah
My feeling is glad
My feeling is glad

I'm not Wearing Pants
Just in the undies, I wore
I never did something as insane as
Oh yeah
I'm scantily clad
I'm scantily clad

(Pantless Solo)

I'm not wearing pants
Pants Protesting baby, I'm bored
I'd never wear something on my legs, no
Oh yeah
It's not that I'm mad
It's not that I'm mad

You said "I can't wait till break is over
For you will sure cover legs"
I might join nudist party
Undressed to Kill

I know I couldn't get permission
Baby, You'd say I cracked
And so I put on my new slacks
Baby, Pants are back

But don't want these pants
Pants are restraining my drawers
I can't wait till Christmas Vacation though
Oh yeah
My boxers are back
My boxers are back

Now I'm wearing pants
Pants on your baby once more
I might go and try on a kilt though
Oh yeah
Revealing and plaid
Revealing and plaid

Ohhhh.

I don't want these pants
Don't want these pants
I don't want these pants
Don't want these pants
I don't want these pants
Don't want these pants
Don't want these pants
Don't want these pants
Don't want these pants
Don't want these pants
Don't want these pants

I Don't Want These Pants
Bell-Bottom Jeaning, No more
I'll wear them just to please you though
You called me a cad
You called me a cad