-> "Fear (In Support of Below Average Dave)"
Original Song Title:
"Fear"
Original Performer:
Easy Going
Parody Song Title:
"Fear (In Support of Below Average Dave)"
The Lyrics
I hear some dudes are uppity,
They want control of parodies,
Why must they make attempts to stir
Up fear?
Fear?
It seems that they do not realize
Songs can freely be satirized,
They just ignored the Supreme Court
And they’ll have fear.
Fear!
They say they fight for artists’ rights,
But they are fighting the wrong fight!
ASCAP is hounding Dave,
They create fear.
Fear!
Dave isn’t doing nothin’ wrong,
He just lampooned a bunch of songs,
But they want royalties,
And also fear.
Fear!
[break]
He needs assistance for his case,
So he can put his works back in place,
We don’t want them to go away
Because of fear!
Fear!
Why must this guy be oppressed
When he’s not being dishonest?
I guess it’s due to money or
It might be fear.
Fear!
Music is his heart & soul,
His hobby would not harm Bob Dole,
It can’t be stopped by those
Who create fear!
Fear!
We hope Dave’s fight is successful,
ASCAP is spewing a bunch of bull,
Their efforts do nothing
But stir up fear!
Fear!
[break]
They can’t control-
They can’t control
The parodies!
They can’t control-
They can’t control
The parodies!
Now, I can understand artists’ rights,
I can’t understand why ASCAP fights,
Song parodies are A-OK,
They don’t stir fear.
Fear!
ASCAP’s touching the wrong nerve,
Dave’s got trouble that’s undeserved,
He will not take their crap
And he won’t have fear!
Fear!
B.A. Dave will not go down!
He will fight back the ASCAP clowns!
But he’ll need legal help
To fight the fear!
Fear!
And as I conclude this parody,
There is a guy that needs you and me,
Give him a helping hand
Against the fear!
Fear!
Fear!
Fear!
Fear!
Fear!
No fear!
Fear!
We don’t need fear!
Fear!
Fear!
Fear!
[break]
They can’t control-
They can’t control
The parodies!
They can’t control-
They can’t control
The parodies!
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How Funny: | 4.4 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.4 | |
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Total Votes: | 9 |
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