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Song Parodies -> "Essential Earl Thomas Comedy Parodies: 10. Perchance You're Sniffing G"

Original Song Title:

"Chance Of Lovin' You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earl Thomas Conley

Parody Song Title:

"Essential Earl Thomas Comedy Parodies: 10. Perchance You're Sniffing G"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

track 10 of my "Essential Earl Thomas Comedy" parody project. sometimes, these conspiracy theorists are just so crazy, that the only way to really explain them, is that they enjoy an occasional whiff of a tube of glue! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNMmHTaRp4
like a smug and outrageous tool
thinking you're some kinda knight
you say “celebs kill wee girls and boys”
and I think that I’ve heard enough, a’ight?

you say the illuminati rules
“don’t shop at Walmart, be smart!”
you think all in charge, yes, Prez Trumpster, too
will make society fall apart

What Have You To Gain, With Conspiracies?
Planting Fear In Brains, With Conspiracies
It’s The Same Each Day You Just Spread Doom & Gloom
‘Cause You Saw It On Youtube, Perchance You're Sniffing Glue

you’re beginning to look up more eerie content
hoping we’ll all wet our pants
if it weren't for that stuff, you’d still be my friend
you swear you’ve seen the aliens dance…

Each Gets More Insane, Your Conspiracies
Gov. Controls Our Brains, More Conspiracies
It’s The Same Each Day You Just Spread Doom & Gloom
‘Cause You Saw It On Youtube, Perchance You're Sniffing Glue

Have You Lost Your Brain? These Conspiracies
Logic Down The Drain, Jeez, Conspiracies
It’s The Same Each Day You Just Spread Doom & Gloom
‘Cause You Saw It On Youtube, Perchance You're Sniffing Glue

Perchance You're Sniffing Glue
Perchance You're Sniffing Glue
Perchance You're Sniffing Glue
thanks for reading!

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Jonathan - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Author's Note: GAH!!! title should read "Perchance You're Sniffing Glue" NOT "Perchance You're Sniffing G!" I ran out of room for the full title and stupidly submitted it before correcting! my bad...
Peter Andersson - September 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Don't worry about the title, I kinda guessed "glue" even before I opened the page. Good parody, and it could have been a duet if the middle verse had been "Perchance this stuff is true!" written from the other guy's perspective.
Jonathan - September 01, 2018 - Report this comment
^ thanks. and if you'd like to do the duet version, or at least an "answer song" using the other guy's perspective, go for it! :)
kipper - December 28, 2018 - Report this comment
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