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Song Parodies -> "The Essential E.T. Comedy Parodies: 8. Eating Herbs And Wanting Stew"

Original Song Title:

"Holding Her And Loving You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earl Thomas Conley

Parody Song Title:

"The Essential E.T. Comedy Parodies: 8. Eating Herbs And Wanting Stew"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

after being placed on a diet for about a month, I can certainly relate to some of the sentiments in this parody! fortunately, I'm only doing a simple calorie count, rather than complete deprivation... everybody, please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DArOKcgq-Zs
I can't have onion rings, or mountain dew?
no more beer? I hate you...
‘cause this doggone diet thing you want to do
is eatin’ herbs and not stew

Say It’s Good For Me
But Man, It’s Really Rough
That Keto Diet’s Crap, The Food Ain't Good Enough!
Miss My Onion Rings, My Cake And Mountain Dew
I’m Eating Herbs And Wanting Stew

if it weren't for those dang raisins, I’d be gone
I am weak, hunger’s strong
so, don't expect me just to walk out of the store
without ice cream, 2 gallons, or more

Say It’s Good For Me
And Will Extend My Life
But I Need Ding-Dongs, More Than I Need A Wife!
Babe, I Know I’ve Still Got 40 Pounds To Lose
Just Eating Herbs And Wanting Stew

Miss My Onion Rings, My Cake And Mountain Dew
I’m Eating Herbs And Wanting Stew
Just Another 20 Pounds, Then I Am Through!
Just Eating Herbs And Wanting Stew
thanks for reading!

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Pizza Hat - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
YESH! YESH! This is delicious! I mean the parody of course! sauerkraut is just evil! lol! 555
2Eagle - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
You are not German, are you? My parents ate that stuff all the time. If you think sauerkraut is raunchy try kim chee. Plenty of people inSoCal eat it.
Presto - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
1 person ate sauerkraut for dinner last night

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