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Song Parodies -> "Sauerkraut"

Original Song Title:

"Love Out Loud"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Earl Thomas Conley

Parody Song Title:

"Sauerkraut"

Parody Written by:

Charmander X (featuring Jonathan)

The Lyrics

Jonathan: okay by a show of hands how many of you actually like sauerkraut? "looks around" I thought so...
Charmander X: Oooh ooh ooh! ME! well not really
I just can't believe you
tryin' to make me eat
sauerkraut no matter how I pout
oh it makes me have to hurl
yeah I'd rather eat a squirrel
then to try and eat that Sauerkraut

and when it gets inside me
sittin' in my gut
it won't be long 'till it comes back out
do you think that I deserve
the squirtiest of turds?
oh I just can't eat that Sauerkraut

Sauerkraut don't go down easy
Sauerkraut is hard to eat
deep inside my stomach's churning
and I feel I'm gonna heave
you can take my gagging
as a cause to throw it out
I just can't eat that Sauerkraut

yeah I love me some tacos
could eat them everyday
but I'm not sure you know what I'm about
yeah I'd really like some stew
heck I'd rather eat wood glue
then to try and eat that Sauerkraut

Sauerkraut don't go down easy
Sauerkraut is hard to eat
deep inside my stomach's churning
and I feel I'm gonna heave
so you can take my gagging
as a cause to throw it out
I just can't eat that stuff
I just can't eat that stuff
I just can't eat that Sauerkraut

Sauerkraut
Sauerkraut
Jonathan: it's over it's over I'm cured! "throws up and starts crying"
Charmnander X: TEE HEE!

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Pizza Hat - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
YESH! YESH! This is delicious! I mean the parody of course! sauerkraut is just evil! lol! 555
2Eagle - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
You are not German, are you? My parents ate that stuff all the time. If you think sauerkraut is raunchy try kim chee. Plenty of people inSoCal eat it.
Presto - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
1 person ate sauerkraut for dinner last night

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