Song Parodies -> I Only Want To Be A JAKQ

Original Song Title:

"I Only Want To Be With You"

Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Only Want To Be A JAKQ"

Parody Written by:

Paul Smirnoff

Do you remember The song sang in thames tv? Here:
I don't know what it is that makes me love you so.
I only know I never wanna let you go
'cos you started something, can't you see.
Ever since we met we playing cards on me.
I happens to be true, I only want to be a JAKQ.

It doesn't matter where i go or what i do.
I wanna spend each moment fighting foes with you.
Look what has happened with JACK & QUEEN.
I never knew that I could be like HEART and ACE.
It's crazy but it's true I only want to be with you.

You stopped and smiled at me,
asked me if I'd care to dance.
I fell into your open arms,
I didn't stand a chance.

Now, listen, JAKQ, I just wanna be with you everywhere.
As long as we're together, JAKQ, I don't care
'cos you started something, can't you see.
Ever since we playing cards or fighting foes on me.
No matter what you do, I only want to be JAKQ.

You stopped and smiled at me,
asked me if I'd care to dance.
I feel into your open arms,
I didn't stand a chance.

Now, listen, JAKQ, I just wanna be beside you everywhere.
As long as we're together, JAKQ, I don't care
'cos you started something, can't you see.
Ever since we Playing cards or figting foes on me.
No matter what you do, I only want to be JAKQ
No matter, no matter what you do, I only want to be JAKQ.
No matter, no matter what you do, I only want to be JAKQ.

Narrator: JAKO A TALENT FOR LIQUIDATION
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