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Song Parodies -> "I Have Got a Gub"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want Your Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Got a Gub"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

(This song parody is based on the "I Have a Gub" scene from Woody Allen's "Take the Money and Run")
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"I Have a Gub" scene
I'm in line, to do something that I have in mind
I'm aware, to do this something is a dare

Here, in my pants, packing a pistole
Holy cow I'm antsy in this
Line where I am inclined
To pass hold-up note to teller
But then nearsighted feller says

[CHORUS]
"I have got a gub, don't make a move"
"I have got a gub, don't force me to prove"

No, there is no doubt
That "gub" is not the word
Not the word I've written out
It says "gun", it's not in fun
If my penmanship is lacking, I assure you that I'm packing now

Fill it up!

[CHORUS]
"I have got a gub, now fill this bag"
"I have got a gub, so make with the swag"

He's giving me a problem, this doofus
He's blinder than a mole, this goofus

"I have got a gub"
"I have got a gub"

I am told, that proper action must unfold
It must be signed, and underlined
Vice-president's initials
Will make my note official now

Fill it out!

"Apt naturally" they're saying the note reads
And as debate goes on, come police

I don't have a gub
I don't have a gub
I don't have a gub, so I must flee
I don't have a gub, so apt naturally
I don't have a gub
I don't have a gub

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Rob Arndt - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
No fears, just "apt" natural! 555 laughs!
Porfle Popnecker - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Hee hee!
Jeff - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I can't wear tan to a robbery! 5's
Porfle Popnecker - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
:D (y)
Billy - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Does anyone know if it's raining out? 5-5-5!
Porfle Popnecker - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
...wanted for arson, robbery, assault with an attempt to kill, and marrying a horse.
Narrator - February 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Although he does not make the 10 Most Wanted list, he does win Gangster of the Year Award and is asked to speak at many luncheons and universities.
Porfle Popnecker - February 08, 2017 - Report this comment
...wanted by Federal authorities for dancing with a mailman.
Callmelennie - February 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Not following this thread at all, Porfle
Porfle Popnecker - February 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Just watch the movie and all will become clear!

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