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Song Parodies -> "Fatty"

Original Song Title:

"Rio"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"Fatty"

Parody Written by:

Benny Boy

The Lyrics

Wow!

Eating off the floor now fatty you're in food paradise.
Melted cherry ice cream, I suppose it's very nice
With some pork to your left and a burger to the right
You eat that Southern fried chicken breast
You know you weigh 30 something, and you look like you need a rest.

His name is Fatty and he eats across the land
Just like that choclate melting on his sticky hand.
And when he drinks he gets through 20 fizzy cans
Oh Fatty Fatty, eat across the blubber land

I've seen you on the Atkins and I've seen you eating meat
Would you diet? For a billion pounds? For free?
Like a birthday cake or chicken stew
I'm sure that you know it's all just for you

Hey now (wow), look at that fat. Did he really run you down?
At the end of the drive through, the McDonalds staff arrive, and you eat all their spicy
chives chives chives

I'll take my chance 'cause weight is on my big fat hide
I tell you something I know what you're drinking
Beer, Rum, Carlsberg and Whisky - now you're stinking

His name is Fatty and he eats across the land
Just like that choclate melting on his sticky hand.
And when he drinks he gets through 20 fizzy cans
Oh Fatty Fatty, eat across the blubber land
His name is Fatty he don't need to understand
That being thin is just a dream far from his hands
Oh Fatty Fatty hear them shout across the land
You're fatty in the North, down to fatty in the Western grande

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Below Average Dave - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I have a soft spot for "food" parodies. . .after all it's Weird Al Yankovic's "Fat" that got me into comedy and Parodies in the first place. At the time I idolized Michael Jackson-thank goodness it was a passing thing, anyhow, good parody-5s

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