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Song Parodies -> "The Donuts (The Cop Song)"

Original Song Title:

"The Reflex"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"The Donuts (The Cop Song)"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

They feel they've gone too far
Without donuts, driving in their cars
So they take a little break from their beat
And filling out all the APB's
You know that they will soon find it
Closest donut shop, they're now eating
Storming it, looks like it's a crime scene
But no, it's just where they're all meeting

They say "Cops must like donuts"
"If not, don't join us"
"Free donut bonus"

The donuts are the only reason cops keep coming back
Their sweet tooth is in charge of finding new places to snack
Their nose can find them anywhere, more than a little bizarre
Every little thing the cops do is to reach quotas or go to food marts

They're addicted, and they just don't care
They're gaining weight, while they're losing hair
Getting older, but still have kid crazes
Rotting their teeth, they still like going there

They say "Cops must like donuts"
"If not, don't join us"
"Free donut bonus"

The donuts are the only reason cops keep coming back
Their sweet tooth is in charge of finding new places to snack
Their nose can find them anywhere, more than a little bizarre
Every little thing the cops do is to reach quotas or go to food marts

Like kids going to ice cream trucks, they still like donuts
Never get sick of them or sick from them, they just are nuts
Never feel woozy from all those donuts, that's quite bizarre
Every little thing the cops do is to reach quotas or go to food marts

Donuts

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Serafina - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good! 5-5-5.
Frankie - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! 5-5-5.
MrMacphisto - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
Paul Robinson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) - DKTOS, but a good read, John.
Phil Nelson - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very funny, 5's
Agrimorfee - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)Good stuff Maynard
John Lomain - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone.
martha - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
this is just as true of cops in the UK .. the last time I had to goto a polce station as a result of a joy rider writing off my car..they had a notice on the door saying they were closed cos they had gone for a snack.... excellent parody very funny! 5s
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) A hole lot of satire here! Nice work.
Guy - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) 'Do-nut' Know The Original Song but I can relate well to the message in this parody. So true.
Arwen - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...having just collaborated on a Donut Dining Spectacular, this struck a special chord with me. I liked it!
Jared - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, so couldn't vote. But good luck in the contest anyway.
Jeff Reuben - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hole in one!
Peregrin - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff John, like donuts thesselves! Mmmm, donuts.....
Phil Alexander - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Realize that I only know the tune to chorus lines, but it read pretty sweetly, and "They're addicted, and they just don't care/ They're gaining weight, while they're losing hair" made me laugh :-)
Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ohhh man, this one makes me laugh out loud for real!
Meriadoc - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Drove a pickup formerly owned by a policeman - had a bumper sticker on it that read: "bad cop - no donut." :-)
2nz - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'd join anything that has a "Free donut bonus"
jon - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment

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