-> "The Donuts (The Cop Song)"
Original Song Title:
"The Reflex"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Donuts (The Cop Song)"
The Lyrics
They feel they've gone too far
Without donuts, driving in their cars
So they take a little break from their beat
And filling out all the APB's
You know that they will soon find it
Closest donut shop, they're now eating
Storming it, looks like it's a crime scene
But no, it's just where they're all meeting
They say "Cops must like donuts"
"If not, don't join us"
"Free donut bonus"
The donuts are the only reason cops keep coming back
Their sweet tooth is in charge of finding new places to snack
Their nose can find them anywhere, more than a little bizarre
Every little thing the cops do is to reach quotas or go to food marts
They're addicted, and they just don't care
They're gaining weight, while they're losing hair
Getting older, but still have kid crazes
Rotting their teeth, they still like going there
They say "Cops must like donuts"
"If not, don't join us"
"Free donut bonus"
The donuts are the only reason cops keep coming back
Their sweet tooth is in charge of finding new places to snack
Their nose can find them anywhere, more than a little bizarre
Every little thing the cops do is to reach quotas or go to food marts
Like kids going to ice cream trucks, they still like donuts
Never get sick of them or sick from them, they just are nuts
Never feel woozy from all those donuts, that's quite bizarre
Every little thing the cops do is to reach quotas or go to food marts
Donuts
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