-> "Demented Turkeys"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Laundry"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Demented Turkeys"
The Lyrics
I heard about something from the South Park news
The mutant turkeys were on the loose
I don't wanna a bruise
From those demented turkeys
Well, I gonna be a hunter, but we're all blocked here
By those stupid turkeys, their gobblin' hurts my ears
The invasion's here
By those demented turkeys
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Kill'em all around
We all came to the black chef
Who serves lunch at noon
He tells us about an invasion comin' from the moon
Then he tells we're gonna fry
Those demented turkeys
This is an operation
To save South Park
Too bad, we're not gonna watch Terrence & Philip fart
But we're gonna rip apart
Those demented turkeys
We really need to kill every single one
It gets really harder than mowin' the lawn
But tonight we're gonna eat
Those demented turkeys
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Kill'em all around
This is not a secret
This is not a lie
We gonna put the turkeys right into pies
We're gonna stuff up the size
Of those demented turkeys
We can play Nintendo
We did everything
To destroy the turkeys, which were the only bad thing
But now it's a good thing
To eat those turkeys
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