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Song Parodies -> "Demented Turkeys"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Laundry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"Demented Turkeys"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is about the turkeys from "South Park." It's a view from Cartman.
I heard about something from the South Park news
The mutant turkeys were on the loose
I don't wanna a bruise
From those demented turkeys

Well, I gonna be a hunter, but we're all blocked here
By those stupid turkeys, their gobblin' hurts my ears
The invasion's here
By those demented turkeys

Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Kill'em all around

We all came to the black chef
Who serves lunch at noon
He tells us about an invasion comin' from the moon
Then he tells we're gonna fry
Those demented turkeys

This is an operation
To save South Park
Too bad, we're not gonna watch Terrence & Philip fart
But we're gonna rip apart
Those demented turkeys

We really need to kill every single one
It gets really harder than mowin' the lawn
But tonight we're gonna eat
Those demented turkeys

Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down

Shoot'em all up
Cook'em when they're down
Shoot'em all up
Kill'em all around

This is not a secret
This is not a lie
We gonna put the turkeys right into pies
We're gonna stuff up the size
Of those demented turkeys

We can play Nintendo
We did everything
To destroy the turkeys, which were the only bad thing
But now it's a good thing
To eat those turkeys

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Steve K. - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm tasty. Is it Thanksgiving yet?

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