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Song Parodies -> "Money Fer Nothin' (Ode To Rednecks)"

Original Song Title:

"Money for Nothing"

Original Performer:

Dire Straits Feat. Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Money Fer Nothin' (Ode To Rednecks)"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the rednecks out there that fit this song...
Money fer Nothin' (Ode to Rednecks)


sob.....I want my A.T.V......sob...


Look at them bozos! thats the way THEY do it
They ride the saddle of an A.T.V
They ain't workin' - they're collectin' welfare
Money fer nothin'- those hicks are free!


Yeah- They ain't workin'- that's the way they do it
Lemme tell ya those guys are dumb!
Hope they get a blister on their little stinger
Hope they get some blisters on their bums!


They gotta go kill some animal species
Must have fresh meat ta eeeeeeeat
They gotta shoot those little critters
They gotta shoot those edible beeeeeeasts

Ooh I want my....

They gotta go kill some animal species
Must have fresh meat ta eeeeeeeat
They gotta shoot those little critters
They gotta shoot those edible beeeeeeasts

They shoulda been in a home for ree-tards
They shoulda learned to warsh their bums
Look at their Mama! She's a frickin' weird ol' inbred
Man they are -oh so dumb!!!

And they're up there! What's that? Them whinin' noises?
Tearin' up the foothills like a dee-range-ee
They ain't workin' - they're collectin' welfare
Money fer nothin'- those hicks are free!

They gotta go kill some animal species
Must have fresh meat ta eeeeeeeat
They gotta shoot those little critters
They gotta shoot those edible beeeeeeasts


Now they ain't workin'- that's the way THEY do it
They ride the saddle of an A.T.V.
That ain't workin! That's the way they screw it!
Rednecks are nothin' and their brains are wee!

You rednecks are nothin'!- Dicks are thee!
You rednecks are nothin'!- Dicks are thee!X2

I want my... I want my... I want my A.T.V!!!



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Jeff Reuben - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
This one made me laugh...good job!
Claude Prez - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh..."dicks are thee"...heh heh...
Jefferson Davis Pacholek - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, gol-ol-lee! Mah Yankee cousin up in Jersey gonna love this, but Ah think it's just a bunch o' hoh-shee-it!
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
You'll have to excuse my cousin in South Carolina. He still ain't gotten over the fact that Ol' Strom has finally met his Maker (and will spend the next 100 years explaining himself to Him). I thought it was a funny parody.
Mindy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
hahaha I loved it.....
Wild Man - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! I Know a few folk like this! Plant City, Seffner, or Ruskin Florida. It's known as the Redneck Triangle!
Sheep - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Baaaaaaaaa, a lot of my relatives are considered "rednecks" . You make some points in your parody but not all are like this.....obviously. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mr. Horse - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Bra gjort "Know" men lite lång kanske....:-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I take it you recognized the sketch. Anyway, and to avoid misunderstandings, feel free to abbreviate my nickname the way others do: K1chyd. :-)
Stuart Kidd - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, 5s.

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