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Song Parodies -> "Eyes of Kris Kringle"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes of the Ranger"

Original Performer:

Chuck Norris

Parody Song Title:

"Eyes of Kris Kringle"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

The surveillance state started long before the NSA or even George Orwell's "Big Brother"
Yes, the eyes of Kris Kringle
Are watching every single
Move you make,
The naughty and the nice
For the eyes of Kris Kringle are upon you
Every shout and pout he's gonna see
You'd best be on your best behavior
If you want some toys beneath your tree.
If Chuck Norris wants to sing, who is going to tell him he can't?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Rob Arndt - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Kris Kringle better watch out as he's on the Chinese list!!! 555 cyber attacks!

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