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Song Parodies -> "Not Not Not"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Hot Hot"

Original Performer:

Buster Poindexter

Parody Song Title:

"Not Not Not"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Inspired by a true story of an Italian couple who won a sweepstakes. The prize was a week on board a cruise ship, so they were excited. They received an big surprise the day the ship departed, however. No one had bothered to tell them that the cruise they were going on was a _gay_ cruise. It was certainly a very, um, "interesting" week for them.
Not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay
Not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay

Oh no-o! No no!
What's this about?

The cap'n's gay, his "first mate"'s gay, but I'm not-not-not.
They're all friends of Doroth-ay, but I'm not-not-not
What to do, on a boat like this
Getting hit on, must resist
They never said this cruise was, well, THAT kind of cruise

They want my bum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah, yeah, my bum-bum-bum-bum
No I'm not-not-not, no I'm not-not-not, oh no

They want my bum-bum-bum-bum

The flag's a rainbow Jolly Roger, but I'm not-not-not
And the main mast's shaped like a todger, but I'm not-not-not

Won't tally your banana, man
I'm not that way, understand?
They never said this cruise was, well, THAT kind of cruise!

They drink their rum-rum-rum-rum
And want my bum-bum-bum-bum
But I'm not, not, not. No I'm not, not, not. Oh no!

Oh drat!

Not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay
Not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay

Oh, NO, fellas!

Everybody's gay, I'm not-not-not
Everybody's gay, I'm not-not-not
And now they gonna say they want what I got
And now they gonna say they want what I got
I'm not, you are, he is, he is
I'm not, you are, he is, he is
(I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not) Oh no no! Oh no!

Want my booty? Not, not, not!
Pirates booty? Not, not, not!
Hairy booty? Not, not, not!
Steal my booty? Not, not, not!

(Not, not, not) (Not, not, not) (Not, not, not) (Not, not, not)

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2Eagle - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
They wern't warned about the kind of company they would be in - men making passes at your husband??? But did they have to pay a tremendous tax on the prize? That's why trips are offered as prizes among other things.

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