-> "Santa Claus Is Starting To Drown"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Starting To Drown"
The Lyrics
“We’ve all flown down to Blizzard Beach
For fun swimming while the crowd gawks”
“Hey Man! Hey Man! Is that guy right there Santa Claus?”
"Yup!"
"Who's that?"
"Him!"
"Huh?"
"Santa Claus!"
"Who?"
"It's Santa Claus!"
"Cool! It's Santa Claus!"
“How can they miss this jolly ol’ tub of lard?
Midgets who are aged at 900 underfoot
Are in sight and we cannot be left alone, Dammit
Santa’s even brought his new surfboard and stuff
But there’s just one problem, Big problem
Fat guy is in trouble, I swear…”
Santa’s not like a trout
He should have stayed dry
While splashing he shouts
“Come save me you guys!”
Santa Claus is starting to drown
Santa Claus is starting to drown
Santa Claus is starting to drown
Now wading in piss
Kid pool is his vice
But the brats in the water will soon pay the price
Lumps of coal in stockings are found
Lumps of coal in stockings are found
Lumps of coal in stockings are found
The slides might look appealing
But knows they’ll be his fate
Lifeguards on stand better be good
Or Christmastime might have to wait
(Or Christmastime might have to wait)
So! Grip on to that tube
For your own dear life
If toppled you’re screwed
So watch it fat guy
Santa Claus is fearing he’ll drown
Santa Claus is fearing he’ll drown
Santa Claus is fearing he’ll drown!!!
Glug! Glug! Glug!
(Saxophone Solo)
Off diving boards he’s leaping
Elves are planning his wake
Inflatable pads around his arms
Might keep him afloat while in the lake
(Might keep him afloat while in the lake)
The water park doubts
He’ll get out alive
Paramedics on route
To keep Kringle revived
Under water Santa goes down
Under water Santa goes down
Under water Santa goes down
Glug! Glug! Glug!
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
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