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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Starting To Drown"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Starting To Drown"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

“We’ve all flown down to Blizzard Beach
For fun swimming while the crowd gawks”

“Hey Man! Hey Man! Is that guy right there Santa Claus?”

"Yup!"
"Who's that?"
"Him!"
"Huh?"
"Santa Claus!"
"Who?"
"It's Santa Claus!"
"Cool! It's Santa Claus!"

“How can they miss this jolly ol’ tub of lard?
Midgets who are aged at 900 underfoot
Are in sight and we cannot be left alone, Dammit
Santa’s even brought his new surfboard and stuff
But there’s just one problem, Big problem
Fat guy is in trouble, I swear…”

Santa’s not like a trout
He should have stayed dry
While splashing he shouts
“Come save me you guys!”

Santa Claus is starting to drown
Santa Claus is starting to drown
Santa Claus is starting to drown

Now wading in piss
Kid pool is his vice
But the brats in the water will soon pay the price
Lumps of coal in stockings are found
Lumps of coal in stockings are found
Lumps of coal in stockings are found

The slides might look appealing
But knows they’ll be his fate
Lifeguards on stand better be good
Or Christmastime might have to wait

(Or Christmastime might have to wait)

So! Grip on to that tube
For your own dear life
If toppled you’re screwed
So watch it fat guy

Santa Claus is fearing he’ll drown
Santa Claus is fearing he’ll drown
Santa Claus is fearing he’ll drown!!!

Glug! Glug! Glug!

(Saxophone Solo)

Off diving boards he’s leaping
Elves are planning his wake
Inflatable pads around his arms
Might keep him afloat while in the lake

(Might keep him afloat while in the lake)

The water park doubts
He’ll get out alive
Paramedics on route
To keep Kringle revived

Under water Santa goes down
Under water Santa goes down
Under water Santa goes down

Glug! Glug! Glug!

Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
Santa Claus is starting to drown (Glug! Glug! Glug!)
* Side note: Blizzard Beach is an actual water park here at Disney World

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Andria - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't stop cracking up at your parody and the prospect of the Jolly Old Elf drowning at the beach, when his natural habitat is the Arctic! 5s.
Timmy1000 - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny write. Is there really a Santa at Blizzard Beach this time of year? Given i t is Disney, probably so.
Mark Scotti - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
REALLY funny, Matthias!! 555 glugs...
Jack Wilson - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
LOVED IT!!!! 5s
SamuraiMaster - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Yep. There's a reason he lives so far up north. 555
Red Ant - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought from the title you might take a global warming route, but this was pretty good. Are you still down in Flo-duh? 5s.
UnKnownVotress - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Santa Globals . . love it Squire Matty !
Matthias - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Red Ant: That actually would be a pretty good idea but this was for the Decathlon which made me have to do a Christmas song with a Vacation theme... But your idea is hilarious and I think I might take a stab at that with a new song I did have "North Pole" to Cake's "No Phone" buzzing around in my head so I may take that on...
Sally Shine - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
He does need I diet, you know. 555
Old Man Ribber - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
As Al Gore might say...if there were no global warming (Oops! Climate change!) then Santa wouldn't be drowning on the beach. ;D
bobpiecheese - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Dec3) The gag of Santa being dangerously overweight is a gag I've read many a time, but fusing it with him having trouble swimming is not one I've heard, so kudos there. A lot funny lines in here, 555!
DJ Blaze - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice one! And great OS choice. 555
Jeff Reuben - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought that fat floats? Funny visual in my mind, well done!
Arwen - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Poor Santa...=( I'm glad he survived...he was good to me this year! Nice work, Matty...lots of smiles!

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