The Lyrics
Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest
By the factory, I found a board game.
I looked and Jumanji was its name.
Sarah rolled the dice, and now we're both paying the price.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
She rolled the dice and got chased by bats.
I got stuck in the game and said "Oh, rats!"
I had to wait until the dice read 5 or 8.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest
Everybody thought I was dead.
Judy and Peter lived in my house instead.
I've been in there since I was 11,
But Peter rolled a 5, and now I'm 37.
I remember her, Sarah was her name.
I got her to finish that darn game.
I pulled back my hand, on the board the dice did land.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
It felt like Super Mario Bros.
That plant was so big it could eat Sally Struthers.
It didn't eat her, instead it tried to consume Peter.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest
The hunter had no bullets, so he said "I'll kill you later"
After he'd chased me as if he were the Terminator.
The stampede in my house really took the cake.
A pelican took the game and I chased him to the lake.
Then the Soleman tried to take me in.
I apologized for my grievous sin.
Not satisfactory, 'cause he'd been fired from the factory.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
He took me to the department store.
I saw the hunter, dressed in clothes of yore.
Peter pushed him in the wall, then I saw Peter was simian.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest
Then we went back home to play.
My house was overgrown in less than a day.
Sarah rolled, and now at the quarter moon,
In my house, there will be a monsoon.
We went in the attic, and I rolled.
The floor under me became a Jello mold.
Then Sarah held me, a very strange feeling befell me.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
Peter rolled, and then spiders appeared.
They were even bigger than I'd feared.
Sarah rolled and then an earthquake made me fall to the den.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest
Then the hunter showed up with a gun.
He said that would be the end of the fun.
I was lucky to roll a 3 right then.
Now Sarah and I are 11 again.
After, we'd tossed the game in the river.
I was so happy it gave me a shiver.
That Sarah kissed me, after 26 years she'd missed me.
I've been in Jumanji for the longest time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, for the longest time
Oh, oh, oh, for the longest time.
Oh, oh, oh...