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Song Parodies -> "Social Distance"

Original Song Title:

"From A Distance"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler/Julie Gold

Parody Song Title:

"Social Distance"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

A hit from around the time of the First Gulf War. I don't know why someone else hasn't latched onto this obvious title shift.
Social Distance, their world is cruel and mean 
And  they're forcing us apart
No resistance, our faces masked, unseen
There's a war about to start

Social Distance stirs disharmony
 And they've paralysed the land 
With their words of hate
And their words of fear
And they blame  it on one man 

Social Distance, lines upon the floor 
And we must wait outside  
And there are riots, F-bombs, and more disease
Why haven't we all died?  

Social Distanced, we are mannequins 
To fulfil our masters' plan 
We'll ingest vaccines
BLM appease 
And disdain a certain man
 
Doc is warning us
Cops are warning us
Thugs are warning us, "Keep your distance"

Social distanced, when I see my friend
Seems that we both look the same
Strange insistance,  how can all these fools pretend
That one man is to blame?
From our leaders, mass hysteria
Running rampant through the land
And we're deprived of hope
We're deprived of prayer
It's the fault of just one man
But it all will stop
It will disappear
If we elect another man

Fauci's watching us
Biden's watching us
Nancy's watching us, from a distance 

God is watching us
God's instructing us
God is warning us, from a distance

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As they say at Instapundit: - October 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Is there anything he CAN'T do!?
hamend - October 26, 2020 - Report this comment
there use to be something called spitting distance. Isn't that why were further apart? Or is it so deaf people have an even harder time hearing?

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