Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Escalade"

Original Song Title:

"Masquerade"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Escalade"

Parody Written by:

Paul Warren

The Lyrics

This song has been done God knows how, but tonight, It's gonna dedicate the people who ride the Escalade. And I wish Cadillac would use this song for their Escalade promotion.
The giant S.U.V.'s on the street, they were there not too long ago. Oh they are big and ooh that's sweet. Down beyond the boulevard. Four doors and a lot of room. And I still remember that my Escalade forever.

When you see the price I paid, I'm sure that you want to own an Escalade.

I'll let the other cars drive by, like ants running by my feet. Beneath the black asphalt and freeway sky, my music plays and I wanna dance in my car with girl as we make romance. And that's one thing I'll remember in my Escalade forever.

They want an S.U.V. to take them anywhere. Or everywhere, more of the same. So they get an S.U.V. that would take them somewhere. But it just broke down and now they're nowhere.

When you hear the price I paid, I'm syre that you want an escalade.

One by one and two by two, past eight by tens and four by fours. The people try to get out of the car, but it looks like a big leap, and the cushions are very deep and I still remember my Escalade forever.

(Song ends with 'Rock and Roll' by Led Zeplin)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/berlin7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 882