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Song Parodies -> "Blow It Out My A..."

Original Song Title:

"Take My Breath Away"

Original Performer:

Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Blow It Out My A..."

Parody Written by:

Phil

The Lyrics

I bet I'm not the only person to find this funny - it seems that some followers of the religion that thinks homosexuality is a capital offence are sticking large, phallic packages where the sun doesn't shine in the hope that they can blow themselves to Hell in a shitstorm.

Read all about it
Stifling every motion, it's my foolish bomber's game
Who had this damn notion? What a way to kill and maim
Ignite the gelignite in some secret place inside
It's not a slow motion as I detonate and say:

Blow it out my a...
Blow it out my a...

Looking like a tight-ass, that's what people might ass-ume
Going to ignite ass you and me we'll go kabloom
Lighting, dynamiting in some secret place inside
Colonic irrigation, as I will self-immola...te

Blow it out my a...

In my best explosive manner
With my bowel-butt grenade
When I blow myself to Jannah
I'll finally get laid
Get my virgins ready, I am unafraid

Blow it out my a...
Blow it out my a...

No one could detect 'em hidden up in my back pass..age
Certainly I wrecked 'em, what a real pain in the ass, eh?
No thing like exploding from some secret place inside
Dynamite in motion as I go kaboom and spray

Blow it out my a...
Kaboom! Blow it out my a...

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Fiddlegirl - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
We'll see some bad "moons" rising... ;)
Timmy1000 - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Scary tale. This will pick up business for cavity searching crews.
TJC - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Cautionary 'tail'! The hyper-collosal mega-fanatacism involved in these acts is truly mind boggling... These guys make the Unibomber look like a girl scout with a sparkler in terms of dead'ication! I Can hardly wait 'til Sharia law comes to my hometown!
Tommy Turtle - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Old, ooold trick in prisons (storing knives -- yuck!) and drug smuggling, usually using condoms -- if it breaks, you die of an OD. Butt as far as I'm concerned, these nut-jobs can shove dynamite, and everything else in the world, for that matter, up their bum bums. Superb title switch alone is worth the Fives.

This is going to lead to the world's largest fart, undoubtedly making the Guinass Book Of World Records. ... Idea! Light a match under each as they go through airport security!

LOL @ FG!
Phil Alexander - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks :-)

TT - I'd guess he'd be using a condom: the article did call him a "Trojan bomber" after all. "The world's largest fart"? Sounds like a "Jumping Jack Flash" parody in the making

Fiddlegirl - damn! wish I'd thought of that

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