(Intro music).
You know sometimes parents can be a real pest,
They make you eat the things that are the best.
But, look at me sitting next to this sweet mound.
I like to bite into them to hear the sweet sound.

You got to-
Screw them open, screw them open,
Lick them on the sweet side,
Twirl your toungh around!
(Repeat chorus)

They say sugar will make your children fat,
But on TV, guys that are eating are the cool cats!
They say anyone who does not drink milk is a real dope,
But with all my Oreos I enjoy a huge Coke!

(Repeat Chorus, then instrumental break).

And, if you hit twenty and the pounds all pound on,
And everyone at college calls you a moron.
Just look around at you at the cretins on the street,
They are the ones who have nothing sweet to eat.

(Repeat chorus until end, then piano riff)!