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Song Parodies -> "Don't Drink and Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Into the Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Benny Mardones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Drink and Drive"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

A PSA/parody.
It doesn't matter how old
You drank too much booze, I'd say
Slurring and can't walk straight
You are too wasted, yeah

So I want you to know
Don't drink and drive
Have someone pick you up
Call a cab
Or simply just spend the night
Because you can't drive
Of this, I hope you see. Hope you see.

You're drifting in and out of a dream
You've obviously had too much
After you've drunk that all you've definitely fallen apart
So don't wait until the end of the night
Hand over your keys right now, it's true
I can't measure how much you've had
I'm not sure what to compare it to
So I want you to know

Don't drink and drive
Have someone pick you up
Or simply just spend the night
Or call a cab, oh
Don't drink and drive
Have someone pick you up
Or simply just spend the night
Don't get yourself killed
Of this I hope you see. Hope you see, YEAH!
Ohhhh ohhh whoa ohhh whoa. Ohhh whoa oh whoa ooh whoa oh!

Don't drink and drive
Have someone pick you up
Or simply just spend the night
It'll spare your life, oh
Don't drink and drive
Have someone pick you up
Or simply just spend the night
Spend the night
Ohhh ooh whoa
Spend the night
Ohhhh oooh whoa

(Repeat until song fades out)
Enough said.

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Jonathan - August 13, 2015 - Report this comment
a public service announcement from the concerned anti-drunk-driving authors of amiright 455
Annie - August 13, 2015 - Report this comment
:) Thank you!
hec - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Not familiar with the ooriginal song, but good message- thank you!
Annie - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank YOU, hec! :)
Nelson - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
About as entertaining as an AT&T reminder not to text and drive. 333
Annie - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks for reading anyway :P

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