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Song Parodies -> "Goombas (Revised Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Fish Heads"

Original Performer:

Barnes and Barnes

Parody Song Title:

"Goombas (Revised Version)"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

The original parody forgot to have the opening chorus played twice. Here's the new version.
Goombas, Goombas,
Idiotic Goombas
Goombas, Goombas
Stomp them down, fun!

Goombas, Goombas,
Idiotic Goombas
Goombas, Goombas
Stomp them down, fun!

In the morning
Dumbly walking Goombas
In the evening
Stomped by Mario

Goombas, Goombas,
Idiotic Goombas
Goombas, Goombas
Stomp them down, fun!

Stomp a Goomba
Any way you want to
You might bump one
You might die

Goombas, Goombas,
Idiotic Goombas
Goombas, Goombas
Stomp them down, fun!

I took a Goomba
Out to shop at GameStop
At the cashier desk
It met its doom

Goombas, Goombas,
Idiotic Goombas
Goombas, Goombas
Stomp them down, fun!

They can't play guitar
They don't wear doo-rags
They're not survivors
They don't have fun

Goombas, Goombas,
Idiotic Goombas
Goombas, Goombas
Stomp them down, fun!

Idiotic Goombas are never seen
Drinking Coca-Cola in Kentuckian arcades with Risa Sotohana
Yeah!

Goombas, Goombas,
Idiotic Goombas
Goombas, Goombas
Stomp them down, fun! x4

(Goomba stomped sound effect)

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Christie Marie M - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Goombas are quite a hassle! What's really a pain is the Para Goombas dropping off Micro Goombas in SMB3, which can hinder Mario's speed. But they're nothing compared to Koopa Paratroopas, Bullet Bills, Spinies, and Buzzy Beetles...oh and those Piranha Flowers! I saw the vid of the OS and it's creepy. But your description of the Goombas had erased the creepiness of the OS and made it funny instead! Each Goomba you stomp on will be worth 555 points for this one!
Fiddlegirl - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Cute-- and what a perfect choice for the OS!
DJ Blaze - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Christie and Fiddlegirl! I do agree: the OS vid is quite creepy.
Stephen Harrington - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
555, I remember this song back in the 80s. A good play on it you have here.
DJ Blaze - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Step-Chan!

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