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Song Parodies -> "Dwarves' Shack"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

B52's

Parody Song Title:

"Dwarves' Shack"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

If you see a little cottage by the side of the road
With seven little men, that's the
Dwaaaaaaarves' shack, dwarves' shack, yeah yeah

I'm headin' down the fairy tale highway
Lookin' for the dwarves' getaway
Heading for the dwarves' getaway, dwarves' getaway

I got me a stallion with a silky gold tail
And we're headin' on down to the dwarves' shack
I say to my stallion that I bought with my money
Say, hurry up, I need to see my honey

The dwarves' shack is a little old place where
Snow White's cooking dinner
Dwarves' shack, baby
Dwarves' shack, baby, dwarves' shack
Dwarves' shack, baby, that's where Snow's at

Queen says, stay away fools,
'Cause I rule, not the dwarves' shack
She's a little jealous of
Snow White and the ones who love
This pure hearted pretty child
And the queen is going wild

Sleepy on the mattress
Doc out on the highway
Happy on the front porch
Grumpy in the hallway

The dwarves' shack is a little old place where
Snow White's cooking dinner
Dwarves' shack, baby
Dwarves' shack, baby, dwarves' shack
Dwarves' shack, baby, that's where Snow's at

Laughin' and a singin'
Dancin' and a playin'
Wanting next to nothing, quite content as they are
The whole shack shimmies
When all the dwarves start movin' around and around and around and around

All the dwarves are movin', little people groovin' baby
Prince ridin' up outside just to get down
All the dwarves are movin', little people groovin' baby
Funky little dwarves, they're funky little dwarves

Hop on my stallion with the silky gold tail
And we're about to set sail
I got me a stallion, it cost me two-twenty
So come on, and you can meet my honey

The dwarves' shack is a little old place where
Snow White's cooking dinner
Dwarves' shack, baby, dwarves' shack
Dwarves' shack, baby, dwarves' shack

Bang bang bang on the door, queenie
Got a little apple for ya
Bang bang bang on the door, queenie
Nice and juicy

Bang bang on the door, witchie
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door, witchie
Bang bang

It's WHAT?!
Aaaaaap-PLE!...POI-soned

Dwarves' shack, baby, dwarves' shack
Dwarves' shack, baby, dwarves' shack
Before Snow was dissected
Was kissed and resurrected
At the dwarves' shack

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Jan Unwin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, thank you! I needed a good laugh before I head to work this morning. Love it. 5-5-5
Johnny D - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
No small accomplishment here - you're not short on creative inspiration, that's for sure.
Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Mirror on my monit-or, who's the hardass gave me four?
Meriadoc - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahhh, but did the Prince kiss her pineapple? Ooops! Wrong song! ;-)
Peregrin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one Sloat, good job with a hard song
Stray Pooch - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sloatead, this is good stuff! You dwarf the competition! 555
pickle - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I never knew the Seven Dwarves could dance like that!
Diva - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This was hilarious! Great Job!
Spaff.com - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, daetaols. You've inspired me to contribute to the genre. I even watched SW7D again last night. Thanx!
Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is awesome! LOL 555!
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
IŽll raise a glas of 7Up to you and give you 5s. Precrash tally was 17 x 5 x 3 with the exception of someone without humor giving it 4 on funny.

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