> "Math Class"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack"
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Parody Song Title:
"Math Class"
The Lyrics
I'm asittin' in a room in a public high school that says
Room 15... it's a math class! math class, yeah
I'm doin' my division, long way
lookin' for some time, get away
Heading for the john, getaway, loo getaway,
My math assignment, it's a pain in the arse
But I'm doin' it all
In my math class
I'm doin' subtraction, 13 minus fitty
Those negatives will put me deep in pity
My math class is the boringest place
In all, of the school
Math class baby, math class, baybee.
Math, baby, that's where it's at,
Oooh, math, baby, that's where it's at
Time for, thaaat... algebra class
'cause math rules in the math class
Now I sit way back at the back of the room
Such a boring old class, and I'm sensin' the doom
Never gonna use it
Not in real life, now
Not headed for college
Never in my life, now
My math class is the stupidest place
In all, of the school
Math class baby, math class, baybee.
Math, baby, it f**kin' sucks
Addin', multiplyn' algebra, division
Lookin' out the window
At an old city pigeon
My math class bores me
My math class bores me when everybody's
Puttin' their heads down, head down, down, DOWN
Teacher said to do it, everybody's head down, baby!*
Pick up our heads and we do some more math
Everybody's addin', everybody's timesin', baby
We're all doin' math! We're not doin' meth!
Multiplication,
It's not easy to learn,
And it's about to be spurned
I got me a prob, it's 50 times 20
So come on and lend your calculator
My math class is a stupid old place, teacher is a moron
School is owned by solons*
Math class, baby! Math class baybee!
(Math class...Math class...)
Math class, that's where it's at!
9 times 9, do it now, baby!
Pi times 87, do it now!
10 times pi, on the dot, baby!
I can't do it
X times 13 plus 9, baby
X times pi plus 23
I can't do that new math, baby
Do it...
Screw off!... I dropped out, teach!
Dropout, I'm a dropout!
Dropout, I'm a dropout!
Dropout, that's where it's at
Dropout, no more school, dude!
No school, that's where it's at
Drinkin' and a smokin',
I'm stayin' out all night, no more school!
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Voting Results

Pacing:  3.8  
How Funny:  3.9  
Overall Rating:  3.9  

Total Votes:  14 

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