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Song Parodies -> "Love Pack"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

B-52's

Parody Song Title:

"Love Pack"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

How many more are going to "come" out of the "Wood"work?

All the calls are coming in and now Tiger doesn't grin there's
More girls to his...Love Pack!
Love Pack twelve

He's crashed down his Orlando driveway, clubbed up in a bad getaway
Calling that his pack stays away, pack stay away, head's gotta heal, wife clubbed away,
"I jumped in my car, windshield just got wailed my wife screamin' out loud 'bout my Love Pack."
"Car's a big sizer, it fits all my honeys,
They’re scurrying now to take my hush fund money!"

Tiger's Love Pack, latest news cast disgrace, put-ting in the altogether
Love Pack ladies, Love pack woodies.
Love Pack, needs me,
Wife whacked,
Attacked, clubbed me, eye black
Clubbed me, wrong ball aimed at, Sue me baby, Pack's where I bat

Wife yelled..."Fool"... "I make the rules, keep your jewels from your Love Pack!"
"Or I'll swing way back for the middle of your deal, drop that slutty Love Pack or you're gonna see black!"

One swing and your headless
Tiger's on the driveway
Testies gonna quick torch
Gonna see things my way

His Love Pack now a family disgrace there's more that pulled together
Got whacked baby! Club smacked, hazy! Love pack, ends with that smack!
Love pack, head's gonna splat!
Slugging I'm not missin', swingin' cause you're lovin', everybody comin'
And I'm mad at your coven Your whole pack scurries when all your money's Movin around and aloud and unsound!

Everybody's suing, sponsors now are moving, maybe! Sluts linin' up outside just for pay outs
Family not approvin', Tiger's balls were movin' bogied twelve girls in your pack!
Tiger's loving pack!

Sponsored by Chrysler, deal as big as a whale but that's about to lose sales!
She smashed up his car, no room for his honeys,
So tuck tail now give your wife her money.

Tiger's Love Pack played at a back nine pace laid in the rough on leather,
Love pack ladies, Head smacked diz-zy.
Woods snacked ladies, love pack
Strike back, wifey, love smacked

Oww shoved iron, butt's where it's at

Gang bang thang not with my Tiger! Knock you into next week ladies
Gang sang money's more than your little lovin' Tiger
Girls sang they want more
Press rang not adored Tiger slam bang

It's not?...Message, busted!

Love pack, Tiger's Love pack!
Roof cracked, Tiger's car smacked!
Wife whacked, Tiger's head cracked!
Love pack

How many more in Tiger's Love pack???

Copyright 2009

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Timmy1000 - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
It is still amazing to me how many were kept under wraps - as famous as he is. Well written and a fun OS to use.
Old Man Ribber - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow! Talk about Tiger's favorite "club"! ;D
Mark Scotti - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy! Yes, who knows how many more? My guess is he played a FULL EIGHTEEN!!!
Leo Keough - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
He's not out of the woods yet...and my guess is that he's in the bag!!!...555!!!
Mark Scotti - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
A "Birdie" of thanks to you, OMR & Leo!!!
Jack Wilson - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Best Tiger parody of yours yet 5s
Mark Scotti - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack!
2Eagle - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
He just gets a "birdie"? How about a hole in one.
Mark Scotti - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL!!! Thanks 2Eagle!!!
blackjack21 - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody packs a punch! 555
Fiddlegirl - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Par excellence! ;)
Turtle Would-s - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
He's just lucky it's "Love Pack" and not "Love Child" (Diana Ross & Supremes). 555, of "course".

@ FG: There's an old joke about a golfer attempting to satisfy his woman, unsuccessfully, than finally asking in despair, "Just what exactly is par on this hole?"
Mark Scotti - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
A "Master's Jacket" of thanks to you, blackjack, Fiddlegirl, and to TT,LOL!!!!
tomario - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
fab parody..what is the best club to hit your cheating hubby with? some out loud chuckles from me on this one! noteably "Everybody's suing, sponsors now are moving, maybe! Sluts linin' up outside just for pay outs" triple 5 for this one
Mark Scotti - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
"green jacket" of thanks to you, tomario!!
MysteryGoat - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Excellent song!
Mark Scotti - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, MG!!!!
Matthias - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Tiger's been getting his golfballs swung at a lot these days and this one is just icing on the cake.
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
"Hole in one" thanks to you, Matthias!
Abbott Skelding - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Best TIger related parody i've seen! Excellent job! 555 more in your love pack!
Mark Scotti - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
"New Sponsors" and thanks to you, Abbott!
Max Power - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
It's like something out of a manga, all he needs is a dude and his harem will be complete!
Mark Scotti - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Max!
Peter Andersson - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't really know about the newsworthyness of the Tiger story, I mean what guy in his pussition wouldn't have jumped as many models as pussible...
Mark Scotti - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe so, Peter, but it maked for GREAT parody!!! Thanks.
bobpiecheese - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ...this is why I should watch/read the news more often. I'm very confused as to what this parody is about, but I kinda have an idea, but that idea's not enough. Don't worry, not your fault. It's mine for not caring about news that isn't TF-related.
Mark Scotti - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, bobpie! I should have given a little summary at the to about the recent exploits of tiger woods...
DJ Blaze - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't know too much about the Tiger Woods scandal, but I know enough to give this a 555.
Jeff Reuben - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
This is a tough, tough song, I've had ideas but never made it through. You did a good job on a timely subject.
Mark Scotti - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
a "Birdie" of thanks to DJ & Jeff!
Red Ant - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Indeed a tough OS, some short lines, some that go on forever. Favorite was "Sluts linin' up outside just for pay outs". Well played. =)
Mark Scotti - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Not "teed off" with my thanks to you, Red Ant!!
Below Average Dave - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Well he did have it coming ey? Good job on this annoying OS (That's really my opinion of all B-52 songs)
Jack Wilson - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
See above!
Mark Scotti - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Mulligans of thanks to Jack & Dave!!!

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