-> "Love Pack"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
All the calls are coming in and now Tiger doesn't grin there's
More girls to his...Love Pack!
Love Pack twelve
He's crashed down his Orlando driveway, clubbed up in a bad getaway
Calling that his pack stays away, pack stay away, head's gotta heal, wife clubbed away,
"I jumped in my car, windshield just got wailed my wife screamin' out loud 'bout my Love Pack."
"Car's a big sizer, it fits all my honeys,
They’re scurrying now to take my hush fund money!"
Tiger's Love Pack, latest news cast disgrace, put-ting in the altogether
Love Pack ladies, Love pack woodies.
Love Pack, needs me,
Attacked, clubbed me, eye black
Clubbed me, wrong ball aimed at, Sue me baby, Pack's where I bat
Wife yelled..."Fool"... "I make the rules, keep your jewels from your Love Pack!"
"Or I'll swing way back for the middle of your deal, drop that slutty Love Pack or you're gonna see black!"
One swing and your headless
Tiger's on the driveway
Testies gonna quick torch
Gonna see things my way
His Love Pack now a family disgrace there's more that pulled together
Got whacked baby! Club smacked, hazy! Love pack, ends with that smack!
Love pack, head's gonna splat!
Slugging I'm not missin', swingin' cause you're lovin', everybody comin'
And I'm mad at your coven Your whole pack scurries when all your money's Movin around and aloud and unsound!
Everybody's suing, sponsors now are moving, maybe! Sluts linin' up outside just for pay outs
Family not approvin', Tiger's balls were movin' bogied twelve girls in your pack!
Tiger's loving pack!
Sponsored by Chrysler, deal as big as a whale but that's about to lose sales!
She smashed up his car, no room for his honeys,
So tuck tail now give your wife her money.
Tiger's Love Pack played at a back nine pace laid in the rough on leather,
Love pack ladies, Head smacked diz-zy.
Woods snacked ladies, love pack
Strike back, wifey, love smacked
Oww shoved iron, butt's where it's at
Gang bang thang not with my Tiger! Knock you into next week ladies
Gang sang money's more than your little lovin' Tiger
Girls sang they want more
Press rang not adored Tiger slam bang
It's not?...Message, busted!
Love pack, Tiger's Love pack!
Roof cracked, Tiger's car smacked!
Wife whacked, Tiger's head cracked!
How many more in Tiger's Love pack???
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