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Song Parodies -> "Frisbee You Tossed"

Original Song Title:

"Freeway of Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Frisbee You Tossed"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

It's a dog eat dog world out there. Especially when mad scientists forcibly make you switch brains with a canine...
Used to be just an average guy
Then science bid my brain bye
Traded with a doggy's
Now my mind's not way too bright
Arf!

I might chase a cat up a tree
On a hydrant I'll go pee
Chase twigs, Yard I'll dig
Ever since that brain swapping

Want to yell my problem from the roof
All I'm saying is "Woof! Woof! Woof!!!"

I'm chasing down that Frisbee you tossed
Caught inside my trap
Love chasing down that Frisbee you tossed
Fetch that disc like a champ
I'm jumping for that Frisbee you tossed
Chew it like a snack
I'm running down that Frisbee you tossed
Since my mind has gone whack

Purina I'll dine
It don't taste fine
For your scraps I'll whine
When I'm squint, There's no tint
Cause I'm color blind
Bow wow! Bow wow!

A mad scientist made me a dog
And made my friend a frog
Now life is hard, Teeth barred at him
So another dude can't turn my life around
Yip!

Now I'm raking in all kinds of dough
Hunting drugs with my nose, nose, nose...

Now I'm leaping for that Frisbee you tossed
Caught it in my yap
Let's keep playing with that Frisbee you tossed
I'll fetch it and you'll clap
I'll keep on biting on that Frisbee you tossed
Then I'll bring it back
Want to keep hunting down that Frisbee you tossed
Like it's under attack
Arf! Arf!!!

Hear me bark
(Hear me bark, hear me bark, hear me bark)
My voice chimes

Out the window's my head, Jowls catching air
It has got me drooling with my tongue outside of my mouth
Cause I'm a dog, baby
And that's what we do
Old Yeller and Lassie's treat

Gonna chomp on a tennis ball
Then in the mud I'll crawl, crawl
Let's get muddy
Crawl
Hear my owner shout!

Not playing with that Frisbee you tossed
I made him so mad
When angry there's no Frisbee that's tossed
I need to take a bath
I'm barking! Where's that Frisbee you tossed?
That toy is so rad!
I'm begging, Where's that Frisbee you tossed?
I've met my owner's wrath

I've no attention span... SQUIRREL!
(Frisbee you tossed)
Since now I've got a dog's brain
Love to munch on bones
Woof! Woof!
(Frisbee you tossed)
Wear that flea collar
Through my hair bugs bounce
(Frisbee you tossed)
Call me Rover
Part Lab and part Dalmatian
And Human, Swell!
(Frisbee you tossed)
Oh... Tail chasing, Crazy
Getting dizzy now

Fris-fris-fris-fris-fris-fris-frisbee
Gonna catch you!
Woof! Fris-fris-fris-frisbee
Now I'm chewing on pig ear treats
Arf! Frisbee you tossed!
Leash on for a park walk, can't compare!
I'm sniffin' your ass when I meet ya
(Frisbee you tossed)
You'll hear from my mouth "Woof! Woof! Woof!"
My scientific woes, yeah
Fris-fris-fris-frisbee
Scientific!!!
Arf!

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Blaydeman - April 01, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) What an interesting concept! Lots of fun. Here's the thing though; if the guys brain was switched with a dog's, then wouldn't it be the dog's memory not the human's? Or is this from the perspective of the human's brain in the dog's body? I read through a few times to see if you mentioned which it was, but you didn't. So is this a man that's acting like a dog, or a dog with brain of this man? It didn't effect my experience of the spoof, it's just a thought I had after. It was very fun, I really enjoyed it.
Matthias - April 01, 2014 - Report this comment
It's from the perspective of a human's brain inside of a dog's body. I kinda hinted at it without making it too apparent. Such lines like "When I'm squint, There's no tint Cause I'm color blind" and "Oh... Tail chasing, Crazy. Getting dizzy now" but I didn't make it too obvious, haha
Agrimorfee - April 02, 2014 - Report this comment
I got all that. Seems to me though you could have made the chorus different each time and changed the subject about the frisbee into some other doggy characteristic. After all, he does have a short attention span, eh?
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wasn't expecting brain-swappery from the title, but who cares, this was friggin' brilliant! Yeah, it sucks that the dude is rapidly losing his humanity to his newfound doggy instincts, but SQUIRREL! I mean, FIVES!
Max Power - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment
There's always a fire hydrant.
Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Funny topic, and I love the OS (one of my favorites from the Queen of Soul). A lot of funny lines here, but the pacing seemed off in a few places (which could be easily fixed by changing the I'm to I am). Great job!

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