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Song Parodies -> "A.I.R. (Am I Right Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"A.I.R."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Anthrax

Parody Song Title:

"A.I.R. (Am I Right Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

The original song, with its title of “A.I.R.,” screamed to be made not just into a parody on Am I Right, but an ode to the same. Here's to you.
Tongue in cheek, spinnin’ hilarity
A poet’s pen, it’s parody
Inspiration, new translation
And you just wrote your own incarnation

Welcome if you’re browsin’
It’s hard to click away
It’s time for you, to choose, your fate
Remember if you stay
“Malcolm” means “one thousand”
It seems like yesterday
No way!

It’s a good old neighborhood, A.I.R.
All your dreams and musings of what you want songs to be
Clever rhymes, made-up lines, A.I.R.
Satire or tribute, in fact or fallacy

What would you wanna go outside for?
This lunacy will haunt you till you write more
Don’t resist it, just scratch your mental itches
Cuz parody will keep your friends in stitches

Welcome if you’re browsin’
It’s hard to click away
It’s time for you, to choose, your fate
Remember if you stay
“Malcolm” means “one thousand”
It seems like yesterday
No way!

It’s a good old neighborhood, A.I.R.
All your dreams and musings of what you want songs to be
Clever rhymes, made-up lines, A.I.R.
Satire or tribute, in fact or fallacy

Write, go insane, then choose your user name
Post your masterpiece, forget the thought police
Wait, it won’t take long to see your published song
Then, the fun begins - be sure and tell your friends!

You’ve got your guide, you’ve got your muses
Go and write, you’ll take some bruises
Don’t step aside, just keep on grinnin’
The poet’s way is to keep on pennin’
Keep on pennin’
Keep on pennin’
Keep on pennin’, A.I.R.
Copyright © 2015 by Chris Caillouet. All rights reserved.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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K.O. Trucken - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Sage advice. Pay the trolls and 'holes no mind.
Chris Caillouet - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey K.O. "trolls and 'holes" -- that sums it up well. Glad you stopped by.
John Lomain - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
As a longtime occasional on the site, this seems to be a new definitive parody about the site, 5's

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