Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Veganism"

Original Song Title:

"Black Velvet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alannah Myles

Parody Song Title:

"Veganism"

Parody Written by:

Feelskeeroo

The Lyrics

Mississippi mud pie without dairy
'Gimme Lean' rather than 'Jimmy Dean'
Mama's cookin' with her baby on her shoulder
The cake is settin', there's molasses in the pie
Soy is versatile, you can use it in everything
Always wanting more, it leaves us longing for

Veganism with a little poi smile
Mama's cornbread baked in southern style
A new religion that'll keep you healthy
Veganism if you please

Down in Phoenix the food is like a heatwave
White pepper bound to drive you wild
Hot salsa on the plate of every school boy
Tender cactus leaves 'em five'n in the aisles
It moves right through you, keeps you regular and true
Always wanting more, it leaves you longing for

Veganism with a big soy smile
Veggie-Chile cooked in Western style
A kool religion that'll keep you healthy
Veganism if you please

Every nut and every fruit in this world is for you
Every spice that you've eaten keeps you in Eden
They're all meant for you

Veganism with a Bok Choy smile
Hot curry cooked in Eastern style
A new religion that'll keep you healthy
Veganism if you please

Veganism with that doughboy smile
Warm chestnuts roasted Northern style
A kool religion that'll keep you healthy
Veganism if you please

If you please, if you please, if you please

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Old Man Ribber - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
At least this parody is plenty meaty, and certainly not written by a vegetable. Nice! ;D
Phil N - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Yummy parody

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/alannahmyles2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 554